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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:33 am

Ah, shit.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:38 am

Terry Glenn
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:37 am

Was going to get married. Died young in a car accident, but the details are still not released.

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Postby sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:58 pm

Terry ... Who?
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby HghrSymmetry » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:48 pm

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Postby sparks » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:57 pm

Too late. We heard that one already.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:50 am

David Cassidy
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby sparks » Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:43 am

The guy who fucked Susan Dey on the Partridge Family bus? Say it isn't so!!
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:19 am

Say it again.

Wait . . . wrong Cassidy.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:34 pm

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Postby ed » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:48 pm

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:56 pm

https://twitter.com/USMC/status/936330482039578624

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:03 am

John Anderson
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:26 am

Unfortunately, as people asked in 1980, "who?"

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:32 pm

Anyone have August Ames, a.k.a. Mercedes Grabowski?
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Let me rephrase that. . . .

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:54 pm

What a shame.

NSFW twitter ...
https://twitter.com/augustamesxxx

Seems she refused to do porn with a guy that also did gay porn. That started a twitter storm.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:03 am

If anyone knows his porn it's Doc.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:25 am

Ron Meyer (Doc will know who he was).
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:29 am

Also, Christine Keeler, the strumpet who brought down a British government.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:07 am

But not:

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the Japanese Original Strumpet with the Trumpet.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.

Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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