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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby gnome » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:27 pm

You should pick the barber with the bad teeth, because that means the other dentist is the one that works on them.

Or something like that.

According to Google the charge to AC was about $75. I would dream of such prices here. And I HAVE dental "insurance".
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:09 pm

£56.30 for a filling, gnome. Sounds like a bargain until you have to have them replaced ten times a year.
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby gnome » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:33 pm

Ahhh that does change it a bit.
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby sparks » Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:57 am

AC: They make really great implants these days. Get a mouth full of falsies and smile again!
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:47 am

sparks wrote:AC: They make really great implants these days. Get a mouth full of falsies and smile again!


That's right.

Be a traitor to England.

People will think you are French. :evil:
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:31 am

asthmatic camel wrote:£56.30 for a filling, gnome. Sounds like a bargain until you have to have them replaced ten times a year.


Jesus, why do they need to be replaced so often? Have you tried another dentist?

I guess I'm lucky because both dental and medical care here in my experience so far are both inexpensive and good quality.
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:04 pm

8)

No teeth please. we're British.
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby Witness » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:40 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:£56.30 for a filling, gnome. Sounds like a bargain until you have to have them replaced ten times a year.


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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:46 pm

I laughed.

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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby gnome » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:46 pm

NSFW Megan Mulally? Yes please. Checking when not, you know, at work.
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:38 am

I've decided to do it myself, gnome.

If I'm capable of replacing all the mortar in a whole house of brickwork, fillings can't be too difficult.

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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:07 pm

I think Sparks would enjoy the high pitched whine of my Black & Decker drill and basso screams as I introduce myself to the arcane world of DIY dentistry.
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:36 pm

Is it safe?
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:43 pm

That tool looks not unlike a leech.

Oh, they got cherry flavored!

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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:47 pm

About as safe as listening to me playing Rhapsody in Blue on a chromatic harmonica.

*Shudder*
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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:53 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:About as safe as listening to me playing Rhapsody in Blue on a chromatic harmonica.

*Shudder*


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Re: The British Teeth Thread

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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:04 am

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Re: The British Teeth Thread

Postby sparks » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:34 am

asthmatic camel wrote:I think Sparks would enjoy the high pitched whine of my Black & Decker drill and basso screams as I introduce myself to the arcane world of DIY dentistry.


Well, there's little doubt it would not be nice.
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