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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Thu May 17, 2018 4:51 pm

It is a martial arts dummy, and he is laughing. He knows someone is playing "silly buggers" with him.

There is also no Tentacles Santa Claus, Anax but there is her:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu May 17, 2018 7:40 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri May 18, 2018 12:44 am

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri May 18, 2018 3:18 am

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Mon May 21, 2018 12:51 am

So I get into bed this afternoon to take a nap and the cat is curled up on the covers, and, as cats do, he got up and stretched and turned to show me his rear end, and there were two dried up turds hanging off his ass.

Yes, they reeked. :BlowChunks:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Mon May 21, 2018 1:51 am

Same thing happens in the Oval Office when Trump stands up.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Mon May 21, 2018 2:09 am

You just have to show who's the boss…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULPetY_V2_o

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Mon May 21, 2018 12:27 pm

He will shit on my pillow.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 22, 2018 12:00 pm

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Tue May 22, 2018 12:24 pm

https://twitter.com/simonfromharlow/sta ... 2176123904


entire thread is a must read:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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