War on Hanukkah 5779

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War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:12 pm

Starts tomorrow night.

Eve of 25th of Kislev as always, but "early" this year due to the peculiarities of the goyische calendar.

And now for all my atheist friends, Jewish and Gentile alike, the one true set of lyrics to The Dreidel Song.
Bernard S Greenberg wrote:
I had a little dreidel, I made him out of clay,
I breathed into his nostrils so dreidel I could play.

I made my little dreidel a friend for his own sake,
With gardens trees and apples, and a wonderful pet snake.

I took my little dreidel out just to have some fun,
I told my little dreidel to kill for me his son.

I flung my little dreidel o'er Egypt's burning sand,
But soon again I found him and gave him his own land.

So much I loved my dreidel and feared I'd be forsook,
That I wrote for my dreidel an interesting book.

Wherein I told my dreidel exactly how to play,
Just dread and fear and worship, and bless me all the day.

I twirled my little dreidel in Warsaw and New York,
And taught him to grow sidelocks, and never to eat pork.

But then my little dreidel began of me to tire,
So I showed who the boss is, and thrust him in the fire.

And when my little dreidel refused to give up hope,
I shook my head in wonder, and made him into soap.

So now my little dreidel knows just how rough I play,
For sure my little dreidel won't ever run away.
Yes, that one.
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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 02, 2018 3:32 pm

Any gamer nerds here? :propeller:

A dreidel has the same odds as one of these:

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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:23 pm

WFMT (my favorite classical music station) played Handel's Judas Maccabaeus yesterday.

Beautiful music, but I suspect the composer may have been a Christian. :BigGrin3:
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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by ed » Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:39 pm

You are posting like Pillory, get a grip old man.
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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:09 pm

ed wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 2:39 pm
You are posting like Pillory, get a grip old man.
Do you sell them or something? :roll:

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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by ed » Mon Dec 03, 2018 4:16 pm

Tooo ethnic ...
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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:00 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:18 pm

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :roll:

Perfect for worshipping Asherah along with the more traditional Zeus. 8)

Yes I said Zeus :coolspecs:
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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Grammatron » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:29 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:00 am
Missed opportunity to use dick candles.

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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:52 pm

Judah Maccabee would not hesitate one moment in putting her (or me) to the sword.
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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:45 am

Musical instruments and a mixed choir?

Are they Jews or Epicureans!!!!!??? :evil:
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Re: War on Hanukkah 5779

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:33 pm

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