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Signup list for World Goat Fisting Championships

Postby shemp » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:36 am

All entrants must register here. Those who register before midnight Friday get $50 off the entry fee. Bring your own goat. No surgically altered sheep please. No wagering on the premises. Refreshments will be available at reasonable prices. Abdul Alhazred and Charley_Bigtime are pre-disqualified for being willful and persistent twats.
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Re: Signup list for World Goat Fisting Championships

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:46 am

shemp wrote:Abdul Alhazred and Charley_Bigtime are pre-disqualified for being willful and persistent twats.


That's goat-fister's patois for non-goat-fister. It's like calling someone an infidel.
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Re: Signup list for World Goat Fisting Championships

Postby CHARLEY_BIGTIME » Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:55 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
shemp wrote:Abdul Alhazred and Charley_Bigtime are pre-disqualified for being willful and persistent twats.


That's goat-fister's patois for non-goat-fister. It's like calling someone an infidel.


Nah - he's trying to rig the finals.

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Re: Signup list for World Goat Fisting Championships

Postby shemp » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:08 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
shemp wrote:Abdul Alhazred and Charley_Bigtime are pre-disqualified for being willful and persistent twats.


That's goat-fister's patois for non-goat-fister. It's like calling someone an infidel.


Abdul Alhazred is still serving his three-year suspension because the goat he used at the 2004 Belgian Open tested positive for steroids.
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Postby ond_magiker » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:00 am

Shouldn't this thread be in Sports & Recreation?
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Postby Doctor X » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:31 am

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:24 pm

And the winner ... and sole entrant ... is ...

Shmep!

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:44 pm

Bump, because it has become topical again.

I wonder why Shmep left HERE and went back THERE?

Not enough goat fisting action HERE?


Time for Shmep to come back home. 8)
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Re: Signup list for World Goat Fisting Championships

Postby ed » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:45 pm

shemp wrote:All entrants must register here. Those who register before midnight Friday get $50 off the entry fee. Bring your own goat. No surgically altered sheep please. No wagering on the premises. Refreshments will be available at reasonable prices. Abdul Alhazred and Charley_Bigtime are pre-disqualified for being willful and persistent twats.


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Postby Cool Hand » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:27 am

ond_magiker wrote:Shouldn't this thread be in Sports & Recreation?


Yeah, can we get a moderator over here to move this thread somewhere the thread starter didn't want it to go? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Lisa Simpson?

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Postby xouper » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:55 am

Cool Hand wrote:
ond_magiker wrote:Shouldn't this thread be in Sports & Recreation?

Yeah, can we get a moderator over here to move this thread somewhere the thread starter didn't want it to go? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Lisa Simpson?

:LOL2:

That's always been one of my peeves, moderators who think they know better than I do where my threads should be. They think we're all a bunch of second graders who don't know where to put things or how to target our intended audience.

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Postby Doctor X » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:57 am

Cool Hand wrote:Lisa Simpson?


Apparently, Charley has higher standards than this Lisa Simpson, which, when you consider the concept, is profoundly disturbing.

Sorry to make you cry.

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Postby CHARLEY_BIGTIME » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:21 am

<table cellspacing=1 cellpadding=3 bgcolor=#3000 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=red><b>CHARLEY says:</b></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=white>
Can we stay on topic please? You're all starting to piss me off.
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Postby xouper » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:38 am

CHARLEY_BIGTIME wrote:<table cellspacing=1 cellpadding=3 bgcolor=#3000 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=red><b>CHARLEY says:</b></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=white>
Can we stay on topic please? You're all starting to piss me off.
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I thought that WAS the topic. :P

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Postby Cool Hand » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:55 pm

CHARLEY_BIGTIME wrote:<table cellspacing=1 cellpadding=3 bgcolor=#3000 border=0><tr><td bgcolor=red><b>CHARLEY says:</b></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=white>
Can we stay on topic please? You're all starting to piss me off.
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You forgot to say MEANIES, Dipshit.

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Re: Signup list for World Goat Fisting Championships

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:29 am

Bumpity bump.

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Re: Signup list for World Goat Fisting Championships

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:35 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Bumpity bump.

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Re: Signup list for World Goat Fisting Championships

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