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Ask Billy Joel

Post by gnome » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:42 am

Ok yes another one of my stupid game threads, just because I feel like trying again.

Pose any question you like, and I will try to compose a relevant response using only Billy Joel lyrics.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:25 am

I don't know any Billy Joel lyrics.

Make that Bobby Goldsboro instead, please. :BigGrin3:
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Post by Bruce » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:27 am

Billy, why do your eyebrows smell like corn bread?

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:32 am

See the tree how big it's grown?
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Post by TexasFevre » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:32 am

Billy, what is the sexual orientation of Bruce?
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Post by gnome » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:52 am

Bruce wrote:Billy, why do your eyebrows smell like corn bread?
Why should I worry? Tell me.
Why should I care?
I Said, I may not have a dime. Oh!
But I got street savoir faire.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2

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Post by ed » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:00 am

<note to self: hunt down Gnome. Subdue. Stuff 45rpm copies of "Honey" in all of his orifices. Bake till done>

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Post by gnome » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:00 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:See the tree how big it's grown?
I know it's hard to believe
But now it shouldn't surprise you at all, you know
No it shouldn't surprise you at all, you know
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:13 am

What exactly is "Bulgarian Gasmask" anyway?
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Post by gnome » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:23 am

TexasFevre wrote:Billy, what is the sexual orientation of Bruce?
If I only had the words to tell you
If you only had the time to understand
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by gnome » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:27 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:What exactly is "Bulgarian Gasmask" anyway?
Don't even hurt, it's a part of the pattern
Until I'm through with this blue situation
Pass me the wine, it's just a minor variation
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by corplinx » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:51 am

Billy, was defeat of the Spanish Armada good for civilization as a whole?

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Post by sparks » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:12 am

Billy, is the Gravitational Constant a matter of accident, or design by Sky Daddy?
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Post by Mulebear » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:11 am

Billy, will robinsuck be a total douche by resurrecting this thread 2 years from now?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:10 am

Is it true that if you nuke Cthulhu he comes back 24 hours later only now he's radioactive?
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Post by pillory » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:02 pm

I know you're an emotional girl

It took a lot for you to not lose your faith in this world

I can't offer you proof

But you're going to face a moment of truth

It's hard when you're always afraid

You just recover when another belief is betrayed

So break my heart of you must

It's a matter of trust
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Post by pillory » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:06 pm

sparks wrote:Billy, is the Gravitational Constant a matter of accident, or design by Sky Daddy?
Darling I don't know why I go to extremes

Too high or too low there ain't no in-betweens

And if I stand or I fall

It's all or nothing at all

Darling I don't know why I go to extremes
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Post by pillory » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:13 pm

corplinx wrote:Billy, was defeat of the Spanish Armada good for civilization as a whole?
We met as soul mates

On Parris Island

We left as inmates

From an asylum

And we were sharp

As sharp as knives

And we were so gung ho

To lay down our lives

We came in spastic

Like tameless horses

We left in plastic

As numbered corpses

And we learned fast

To travel light

Our arms were heavy

But our bellies were tight

We had no home front

We had no soft soap

They sent us Playboy

They gave us Bob Hope

We dug in deep

And shot on sight

And prayed to Jesus Christ

With all our might

We had no cameras

To shoot the landscape

We passed the hash pipe

And played our Doors tapes

And it was dark

So dark at night

And we held on to each other

Like brother to brother

We promised our mothers we'd write



And we would all go down together

We said we'd all go down toge
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:24 pm

Bobby Goldsboro wrote:Ja hunajaa, kaipaan sinua.
Ja olen bein hyvä.
Ja olen mielelläni sinun kanssasi.
Jos vain voisin.
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Post by pillory » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:30 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Bobby Goldsboro wrote:Ja hunajaa, kaipaan sinua.
Ja olen bein hyvä.
Ja olen mielelläni sinun kanssasi.
Jos vain voisin.
dear abdul leave bobby....and try barbi benton :) nice translatio......almost
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