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Post by WildCat » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:44 pm

manny wrote:It really loses a lot of its charm when you learn that the "young guy" is 50.
Yeah, and is capable of sounding reasonable.

But has anyone found Amber Lamps yet?
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Post by robinson » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:00 pm

By 50 you might think somebody would know better than to be drunk in public, and pick a fight with an old guy on a bus.
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Post by robinson » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:00 pm

I heard Amber Lamps left the city, rather than be subject to the intense media frenzy.
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Post by robinson » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:36 pm

EPIC BEARD MAN Tom calls out Michael Pinky (New Video)


Lots of new videos actually.
Amber Lamps video


Google Results about 490,000 for "Amber Lamps"

Google Results about 3,180,000 for "Epic beard Man"
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Post by DrMatt » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:11 am

WildCat wrote:
manny wrote:It really loses a lot of its charm when you learn that the "young guy" is 50.
Yeah, and is capable of sounding reasonable.

But has anyone found Amber Lamps yet?
There are tons of amber lamps for sale everywhere.

If somebody insisted on getting in your face and getting your name, would you give them your real name?

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/mis/1614687666.html
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Post by robinson » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:14 pm

Your forums, they do not interest her.
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Post by robinson » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:16 pm



New Amber Lamps video (funny)
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Post by robinson » Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:28 pm

Starting a fight with me is a stupid as picking a fight on a bus with Epic Beard Man

New video


New footage.

Views of EBM now number over 10 million worldwide

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You have been warned

Post by robinson » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:55 pm

Trolls -->Image<-- Me
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Re: You have been warned

Post by Badger » Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:46 pm

robinson wrote:Trolls -->Image<-- Me
You need to photoshop a pilsiner beer in there somewhere, tweezot.
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Post by robinson » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:05 am



EBM phone interview

It's almost sad at this point. Poor crazy motherfucker.

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Post by Badger » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:32 am

Yet you keep prying off the scab.

You're not a fool, dude. What are you pushing this shit for?
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Bettie Page set the standard for fetish models. (selwynator12/5/2008 5:34:37 PM)
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Post by robinson » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:37 am



Another street interview with EBM
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Robinson was dragged to his death by his ponytail

Post by Badger » Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:31 am

Did this work?
Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
You are my density. (G. McFly)
As my daddy always said, always check the fine print for penectomies. (punchdrunk)
Opinions aren't like assholes, because I don't know anyone with a million assholes.
Bettie Page set the standard for fetish models. (selwynator12/5/2008 5:34:37 PM)
Rugby players eat their dead.

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Post by Badger » Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:32 am

Apparently not.

So, I can't edit this thread title to say "Robinson was pulled to his death by his ponytail" or "Robinson is not as large as a hen's egg", huh?

A shame.
Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
You are my density. (G. McFly)
As my daddy always said, always check the fine print for penectomies. (punchdrunk)
Opinions aren't like assholes, because I don't know anyone with a million assholes.
Bettie Page set the standard for fetish models. (selwynator12/5/2008 5:34:37 PM)
Rugby players eat their dead.

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Post by robinson » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:19 pm

Epic Beard Man Documentary

I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
Part I

Part II


Extensive footage, including in his home, family pictures, etc, including nudes of his girlfriend!! Who told him after an abortion, "If I had known you wanted it that badly I would of had them put it in a bottle of water after they cut it out of me, and you could have it the rest of your life to look at."

(It gets a lot worse)

Video of him in 1995 on the street, and so much more, it is awesome.

Fascinating man, colorful life. The pictures show he isn't bullshitting!

Heartbreaking, disgusting, horrible, yet I can't stop watching.
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Post by robinson » Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:27 pm

IT'S ALSO LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!

NSFW, but this is pure entertainment folks.

And for the idiots who really thought he was racist, that little myth gets put firmly to rest.
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Post by robinson » Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:28 am

Game 1


Game 2


Game 3
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Post by robinson » Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:55 am

Ultimate 4chan graphics Epic Beard Man video
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Post by sparks » Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:58 am

EFC (Epic Fail Cunt) continues his tirade on the internetz....nothing new here, move along please. :Yawn:
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