I just told myself to fuck off.

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Re: I just told myself to fuck off.

Post by Witness » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:27 am

Philip wrote:Bruce, if you don't write a book with your humor, I'm going to compile your humorous forum posts into a book myself and sell it - questions of plagiarism be damned! :)
I see I wasn't the first to come up with this evident fact.

Seven years ago.

Shame on you, Bruce, lazy fuck! :x

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Re: I just told myself to fuck off.

Post by gnome » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:07 pm

Technically isn't it Philip who's been the lazy fuck here?
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: I just told myself to fuck off.

Post by Bruce » Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:29 am

Witness wrote:
Philip wrote:Bruce, if you don't write a book with your humor, I'm going to compile your humorous forum posts into a book myself and sell it - questions of plagiarism be damned! :)
I see I wasn't the first to come up with this evident fact.

Seven years ago.

Shame on you, Bruce, lazy fuck! :x
And my long term memory has grown so fuzzy that I barely remember writing it. In fact, I re-read the whole post and my own material made me laugh out loud. All of it is still true today. Thanks for bumping. :)
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Re: I just told myself to fuck off.

Post by gnome » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:05 pm

Thought it was worth it.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2