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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:24 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Is it only still pictures that are prohibited? I'm trying to understand how he can go in front of a TV camera and say that taking pictures is prohibited.

Looks like there are stills of Sheikh Saleh Bin Fawzan Al-Fawzan:

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But there is always an answer:
Spoiler:
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So having fun with a camera: prohibited.

Anything a religious bigwigtowel does: necessary.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Fid » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:15 am

I may have mentioned this before but my model aircraft club had a pass from a Saudi prince to his heartbreakingly beautiful huge plantation on the Etowah river in North Georgia.

Bruce, I truly wish you could have seen this. Sorry no pics but you'd like it.

BTW: The sign leading into this wonderful place was ...no shit...



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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:28 pm

Somehow live TV does not count as art.

It is ART that is prohibited.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:03 pm

Fid wrote:Bruce, I truly wish you could have seen this. Sorry no pics but you'd like it.


:(

Won't be too long before we will be able to download images from our memories. :)
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Mon Oct 02, 2017 1:38 am

Back to homes for Bruce:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Fid » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:32 am

Yeppers, Looks like Bruce's adoring worshipers have finally found him.

Put down that slide rule and devote your final days to being a god incarnate.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Mon Oct 02, 2017 5:48 am

The Well Of Souls as populated by Bruce.

Those who dare piss him off shall forever rue the day.... and so on.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:53 pm

A safe shelter for Bruce:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 03, 2017 7:48 am

I like how they made that cave handicapped-accessible!
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Doctor X » Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:14 am

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Elderly owner wishes to sell.

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Delivery available.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:51 am

Anaxagoras wrote:I like how they made that cave handicapped-accessible!

Well, Bruce isn't the youngest anymore…




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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:04 am

Witness wrote:A safe shelter for Bruce:

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Time to check the mail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRAfm5glLFY
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:30 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:54 pm

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:21 am

Please tell me the circle is where the mega-laser cannon extends. :twisted:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Fri Oct 13, 2017 4:29 am

↑ Of course!




But if you prefer a moat:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:57 am

That's pretty. What is it?
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:39 am

↑ A datacenter in Portugal (evil, quite evidently).




NSFW:
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Yes, NSFW! :mrgreen:

Should pep up Brucey's sex life… :wink:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:22 pm

Hey Witness!

Form follows function, you know. :coolspecs:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:44 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Hey Witness!

Form follows function, you know. :coolspecs:

Hmmm… Smacks of Bauhaus. Somebody said of Gropius that his achievement was to sell worker's homes to the rich. :mrgreen:




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