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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Doctor X » Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:19 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:33 pm

Not entirely satisfactory, but at least no nosy neighbors. :mrgreen:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Fid » Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:02 pm

Dang, a two car garage and a V-1 buzz bomb launcher on the roof? Probably
too many neighbors asking awkward questions about the cars though.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:54 am

If Bruce ever gets religion:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Grammatron » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:27 am

I didn't know Bruce would be ok with the North.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Doctor X » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:44 am

The North will, at least, remember.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:40 am

In Svalbard Bruce could build an igloo for himself:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:05 pm

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Smoke screen device for thwarting snoopy drones - check!
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:58 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:35 am

Welcome! And watch your step please.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:17 am

^^ Neat, where is it?
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Re: A Home For Bruce

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:09 am

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This is why you buy your island of evil AFTER the divorce. :wink:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:49 am

Ah, Tindhólmur at the Faroe Islands.

But you need housing, Bruce:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:37 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:56 am

It's beautiful.

I'll call it the Champagne Supernova Estate. :D
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:09 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:34 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:04 am

Looks like a scene from that Coco movie
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The movie that teaches us the afterlife is awesome and the sooner we get there the better.
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