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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:21 am

Let me guess, it doesn't come with a motorboat or Wifi. :roll:
Such potential!

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:35 am

Satellite interwebz Bruce. I'll set it up for you. And if you look closely, you can see an inflatable on the beach there to the left.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:07 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:56 pm

@jensteer
Pic from our chopper of the house explosion in East Cleveland. Absolutely crazy.


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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:18 am

↑ That's harsh, Pyrrho!




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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:30 am

Another fixer upper :)
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:30 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Rob Lister » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:49 pm

That guy is beggin' for a bolder.

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Bruce won't be so lucky.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:50 pm

That all depends on which part of the house his wife was in at the time.

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:01 pm

Homeowners insurance will cover that.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:32 pm

Grammatron wrote:Image


Not for Bruce.

Mine mine mine mine mine. :evil:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:37 pm

That is a nice place. I could easily do the rest of my life there. True, I'd prefer an island.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:46 pm

Yet neither of you are deterred that Rob will be boldering you.
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seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:54 pm

I'd reinforce the roof a bit. 8)

That's not located somewhere awful like Belarus, is it? :notsure:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:07 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I'd reinforce the roof a bit. 8)

That's not located somewhere awful like Belarus, is it? :notsure:


No it's in freedomland

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:50 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:09 am

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