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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 25, 2018 8:59 am

I googled "Sasha Birkoff".

She is an award winning interior decorator.

Must be a bunch of straight guys giving the award. :evil:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:46 am

I readily confess I was trying to trigger Bruce's OCD. :mrgreen:

Let's kick in some perspective:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:54 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:20 am

Is that supposed to be art, or just a dump?
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:27 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:27 am

I like it.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Grammatron » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:56 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:04 am

↑ Perfect! :figamagee:

The ruin has been bought through crowdfunding (by an "adopt a castle" association); they don't want to restore it, just make it secure for visitors: https://dartagnans.fr/fr/projects/et-si-on-adoptait-un-chateau/campaign (drone view at the link)




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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:10 am

And where is the run down observatory?
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:11 am

sparks wrote:And where is the run down observatory?
Illinois.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:03 pm

Witness wrote:The ruin has been bought through crowdfunding (by an "adopt a castle" association); they don't want to restore it, just make it secure for visitors:


What the fuck is the point of owning a castle with a moat if you're going to have visitors? :|

Plus, if you're not going to restore it, how is it secure for visitors? One crumbling stone block to the head and you've got yourself a lawsuit from the disgruntled family of a hipster tourist. :|
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:46 pm

Always complainin'! :roll:

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:13 am

Witness wrote:Nice, but too bucolic. Only an Evil Building© can please Bruce.


AHEM... :poutpout:
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:15 am

But it is heart-stopping beautiful.
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:05 am

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Witness wrote:Nice, but too bucolic. Only an Evil Building© can please Bruce.


AHEM... :poutpout:
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Kiev subway.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby sparks » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:12 am

What the hell is all that water doin' in Boss Kean's subway?
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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Grammatron » Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:24 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:46 pm

Kiev? Pfft!

How about Cobble Hill in Brooklyn NY? This is now a very hip gentrified area.

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But there's one place you can live in Cobble Hill with no rent or property taxes as long as you are discreet about your comings and goings.

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http://www.brooklynrail.net/proj_aatunnel.html

The Atlantic Avenue Tunnel is officially the world's oldest subway tunnel. This tunnel was built in 1844 beneath a busy street in the City of Brooklyn (Brooklyn did not become part of NYC until a half-century later). The Atlantic Avenue Tunnel is a half-mile long and accommodated two standard gauge railroad tracks.

The Atlantic Avenue Tunnel was built in only seven months, using the cut-and-cover method; only hand tools and primitive equipment was utilized in its construction. It was built to provide grade separation for early Long Island Rail Road trains that lacked brakes good enough to operate on city streets. The tunnel was built to attain grade separation for the previously existing LIRR route on the surface of Atlantic Avenue. The tunnel eliminated vehicular and pedestrian traffic conflicts and delays.

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Witness » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:43 am

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Re: A Home For Bruce

Postby Bruce » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:48 am

No dragons humping my house, pls
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