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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:06 am

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She has a ... special way ... with animals.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:26 am

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:03 pm

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I'm sure that Gog understands. He's much more reasonable than that God cunt. Less aloof too.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:06 pm

He understands both backwards and forwards.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:19 pm

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Overshare, AC. :evil:
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:11 am

No abdul. That's fuckin sexy.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Fid » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:23 am

I'd do him depending of course on the finger size and whether he's cut or not.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:10 pm

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:14 pm

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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:51 pm

Better than cats.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:55 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:44 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Image

I'm sure that Gog understands. He's much more reasonable than that God cunt. Less aloof too.


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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Mentat » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:19 pm

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It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:23 am

Gooooooood kitteh!
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:20 pm

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.


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