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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:33 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Bruce » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:32 pm

Save the Sea Turtle!!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12 ... -us-coast/

Sea turtle found trapped in cocaine bundles worth $53m


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Quick! Everyone grab a brick and start snorting!
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:09 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Bruce » Mon Dec 25, 2017 6:29 am

Protects your tabletop for the most part, but there might be some leakage...
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:03 pm

I am not drinking at that bar.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Bruce » Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:27 pm

If I could be one animal
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It would be this one. This one right here. :twisted:
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:04 am

Bruce wrote:It would be this one. This one right here. :twisted:


Free as a bird as they say.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:40 am

One particularly loves the part about coughing up the bones, skin, and hair....

wait....WTF???
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Bruce » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:08 am

sparks wrote:One particularly loves the part about coughing up the bones, skin, and hair....

wait....WTF???


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Does the coughing offend you? Let me just go over here to the Coughing section of the forest.
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bet those innards are so juicy, and not much hair and bone to cough up compared to....
WHO! WHO!
just have to hold out for a few more million years of evolution....just a few more...
WHO! (cough, cough) WHO!
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:40 am

Not at all, not at all. And the pellets, as they're referred to, are worth serious money.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:02 am

Bruce wrote:It would be this one. This one right here. :twisted:

Well, this one isn't free. (And the colors are weird.) :(

Have a consumable one, Arcimboldo style:

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(And as a pedantic note: diurnal birds of prey are better adapted to eating small rodents – no pellets, they digest all.)

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:09 am

No valuable pellets?

Fuck that.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:31 pm

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby shemp » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:22 pm

Busted!
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