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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Bruce » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:15 am

I loved how the dog immediately saw the cat was being and ass and took action. Don't get up, boss. I won't let that asshole cat get away with that.

Dogs are awesome. 8)
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Witness » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:52 am

Bruce wrote:I loved how the dog immediately saw the cat was being and ass and took action. Don't get up, boss. I won't let that asshole cat get away with that.

Dogs are awesome. 8)
So you are for law & order & against (cat) anarchy? :roll:
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:11 am

That's not much of a "vicious attack", but it does make the point.

One little tag from the cat and the fox gets out quick.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Witness » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:42 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:That's not much of a "vicious attack", but it does make the point.

One little tag from the cat and the fox gets out quick.
I'm not responsible for the title; it's a kind of genre on YT & reddit, "x viciously attacks y", or mauls, &c. when it's for fun. (I'm astonished the fox apparently doesn't see nor hear the cat approaching.)

E. g., "Ferocious tiger viciously attacks unsuspecting dog" (just made up):
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Grammatron » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:53 am

[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Bruce » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:35 am

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:31 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by sparks » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:34 am

That is one beautiful cat.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:29 am

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Grammatron » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:13 pm

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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