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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Tue May 29, 2018 6:45 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Thu May 31, 2018 3:36 am

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According to the author of the monument Bashmakov, this is not just a collective image of Kazan cat. This is the legendary mouser Alabrys, first of the cats sent from Kazan to catch mice in the Hermitage, St. Petersburg. Noteworthy, the Empress Catherine II, during her visit to Kazan, noted that the city is free of mice. So, she ordered to move 30 best cats to St. Petersburg. Thus, the cats from Kazan found themselves in the royal apartments, where all the rodents quickly disappeared. And now their descendants live in the Hermitage.

Hermitage cat:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Thu May 31, 2018 7:19 am

Very cool, I never knew that.

Although the story does seem a tad apocryphal :P
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:16 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:56 pm

"OK. I'm in. Let's go!"
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:01 am

Grammatron wrote:Although the story does seem a tad apocryphal :P
As are all good ones, no? :mrgreen:




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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby asthmatic camel » Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:35 pm

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:46 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:12 pm

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Kittey of the Corn!!11
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:42 pm

Walking amongst the rows. . . .

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Witness » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:48 am

sparks wrote:Kittey of the Corn!!11
Tabby = redhead? ("The altar of red"…)

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:16 am

That's weird.
But ... redheads.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:19 am

Who shaved that pussy?




Nice kitty. Nice kitty. We're friends, right?

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