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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:25 pm

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:39 pm

Chameleokitty.

Very rare.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:52 am

They always know... Not much of an early warning system, I admit. But looks to be fairly sensitive. Just not enough lead time.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Fid » Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:20 pm

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Yeah they're cute, but when one latches on to your face and sends an ovipositer down your trachea...well just don't make dinner plans.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby sparks » Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:31 pm

"Yeah they're cute, "

Which is exactly why they must be thoroughly cooked first. Not because it makes them tastier, but because it insures they are dead.

Dead.

Dead.

Fucking well dead.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:05 pm

sparks wrote:"Yeah they're cute, "

Which is exactly why they must be thoroughly cooked first. Not because it makes them tastier, but because it insures they are dead.


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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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