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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Evolver » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:51 pm

Fid wrote:
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Tech issues aside is that supposed to be a cat groomer? Jesus on a bicycle what fucking idiot came up with that?
It's not a cat groomer.
It's an electric device for smoothing rough skin.
My wife has one.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by sparks » Thu Aug 02, 2018 3:09 am

It's shit like that makes me want to keep all sorts of exotic animals! :)
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Fid » Thu Aug 02, 2018 5:55 pm

sparks wrote:
Thu Aug 02, 2018 3:09 am
It's shit like that makes me want to keep all sorts of exotic animals! :)

Please don't it almost always ends badly.

Baby raccoons starved to death in a tree (mama bit my husband who just couldn't resist touching a baby who fell out the nest) After several absurdly expensive rabies shots mama was trapped killed and her brain examined, no rabies.

'Possum caught as a baby kept as a pet for a year (when he should have been learning to be a 'possum) released, a week later returned beat the fuck up and died on the porch.

Assholes by the Chattahoochee river cheerfully breaking state and federal law by catching an Indigo snake. More than likely it died.

On the other hand there is a void in the wall next to my deck where several generations of screech owl (like the little guy in the GIF) have given me much pleasure. Mamma and dad bring wtf, is that a baby rattle snake?
Edit to add. Sorry I know this is supposed to be a lighthearted thread. Again sorry.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by sparks » Thu Aug 02, 2018 7:35 pm

No worries. I'd never attempt it unless I went in knowing what I was doing and it were some kind of rehab for critters who'd encountered the fucking Dumbth of others. Sole purpose of getting them back to the wild.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by ed » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:51 pm

We live in a zoo. Viz rattler
Come to think of it, we are in the cage.
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Trolling sparks, of course. :wink:

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by shemp » Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:33 am

I have a pet bacterial colony in my shower.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Doctor X » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:44 am

shemp wrote:
Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:33 am
I have a pet bacterial colony in my shower.
Your Mom?

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:25 pm

Sounds like our bathroom, Doc. It has become "T3h Bathroom of Guilt", the door of which remains firmly closed at all times. :(
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by sparks » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:33 pm

Life is messy.
Take off, nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Doctor X » Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:01 pm

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Grammatron » Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:37 pm

This is a kitten pics thread not nasty shit thread.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by sparks » Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:05 pm

Now, don't be narrow minded Grams. I'm sure you are aware that we wouldn't do very well at all without all the critters that live in our guts. :)
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Grammatron » Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:14 pm

sparks wrote:
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Now, don't be narrow minded Grams. I'm sure you are aware that we wouldn't do very well at all without all the critters that live in our guts. :)
You've convinced me. I'm expecting the next post from you to be a picture of guts critters in their natural habitat?

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by sparks » Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:43 pm

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Gut flora. How's that? :)
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Grammatron » Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:46 pm

I thought it'd be cuter :|

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by sparks » Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:54 pm

Witness wrote:
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This damned thing just never gets old! :D
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