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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by sparks » Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:58 pm

Grammatron wrote:
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I thought it'd be cuter :|
Sorry.

All kinds of claims have been made regarding the make up of an individuals gut flora and how it affects them. Don't know if any of it's true or woo but I am familiar with having a significant amount of it killed off due to the necessity of taking drugs to ward off infection, and that scenario ain't fun while one waits for the beasties to re-establish themselves. I don't like the idea that I've got this bloody zoo living in my guts, but I do appreciate what they do for me as a result.
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Witness » Sat Aug 04, 2018 1:44 am

sparks wrote:
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I don't like the idea that I've got this bloody zoo living in my guts, but I do appreciate what they do for me as a result.
It's a microbes' planet, sparks, we can be grateful they (mostly) tolerate us interlopers. :mrgreen:



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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:43 am

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I have a pet bacterial colony in my shower.
Your Mom?

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Doctor X » Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:00 am

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This is a kitten pics thread not nasty shit thread.
No way to describe Your Mom!!11![!--Ed.]

She is quite nice, actually.

Et cetera.
I thought it'd be cuter :|
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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They lose it bottom of the tenth with two outs when a wild pitch lets the runner on first crawl to second. Single ends it.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

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Poor mackerel! :|

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:16 pm

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by shemp » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:22 am

Is that fucking dog meat? The fucking bastards will eat anything!
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Aug 08, 2018 9:14 am

No beard, so it's not Jesus. :)
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Re: I need kitten pics or something.

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:12 am

It's a devil deer.

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