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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:22 am

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:42 am

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Postby shemp » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:59 am

:(

He and Gino were so good you'd shut off the TV sound and put on the radio while watching. R.I.P Gil.
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:25 am

Yup.

I would have liked to hear him give the call for "The Call" in SB XLIX. Though I love Kevin Harlan's call, I would have loved to hear Gil. His replacement was not even close.

Funny, the Old Guys calling the Red Sox--Joe "Swing and a Pop-up" Castiglione and Some Guy Who Remembers Tris Speaker--mentioned listening to Gil back in the day when the Pats sucked so bad they were perpetually blacked out.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Grammatron » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:52 pm

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:31 pm

Who?

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:59 am

Doctor X wrote:Yup.

I would have liked to hear him give the call for "The Call" in SB XLIX. Though I love Kevin Harlan's call, I would have loved to hear Gil. His replacement was not even close.

Funny, the Old Guys calling the Red Sox--Joe "Swing and a Pop-up" Castiglione and Some Guy Who Remembers Tris Speaker--mentioned listening to Gil back in the day when the Pats sucked so bad they were perpetually blacked out.

--J. "Three Out of Four! Yes, It's a Dynasty!" D.


The good ol' days, when you never saw a home game unless you paid for a ticket. I think I started listening in '67 or '68.
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:47 am

I still recall a friend who in about '95 declared, "well, at least the Red Sox will win a world Series before the Patriots ever win a Super Bowl!"

I got the DVDs back then
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so I could hear the Gil and Geno calls of the game.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:13 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:26 pm

Shame.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby ed » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:09 am

Verne Troyer, the actor and stunt performer best known for playing Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movie franchise, died on Saturday. He was 49.

His spokesman confirmed his death but did not specify the cause or where he died.

A statement on Mr. Troyer’s Facebook page on Saturday said he had gone through a “recent time of adversity” and that “depression and suicide are very serious issues.”

The statement said: “Verne was also a fighter when it came to his own battles. Over the years he’s struggled and won, struggled and won, struggled and fought some more, but unfortunately this time was too much.”
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:24 pm

ed wrote:
Verne Troyer, the actor and stunt performer best known for playing Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movie franchise, died on Saturday. He was 49.

His spokesman confirmed his death but did not specify the cause or where he died.

A statement on Mr. Troyer’s Facebook page on Saturday said he had gone through a “recent time of adversity” and that “depression and suicide are very serious issues.”

The statement said: “Verne was also a fighter when it came to his own battles. Over the years he’s struggled and won, struggled and won, struggled and fought some more, but unfortunately this time was too much.”
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Postby ed » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:28 pm

I was showing solidarity.
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Postby Pyrrho » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:59 am

It really is too bad because he was slated to play the kid in the Harambe biopic.
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Postby Doctor X » Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:28 pm

Too soon!

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Postby Pyrrho » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:31 pm

Alfie Evans
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Postby Doctor X » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:00 pm

Given what has been released, he passed away a year ago:

“MRI scans confirmed a ‘rapidly progressive destructive brain disease’.
“Professor Judith Cross (the Prince of Wales’ Chair of Childhood Epilepsy at UCL – Great Ormond Street Institute of Child Health and also Honorary Consultant in Paediatric Neurology) reviewed Alfie at the PICU on 15 June 2017. Professor Cross concluded that Alfie has a progressive, ultimately fatal neurodegenerative condition, most likely a mitochondrial disorder and that “even if it were possible to stop Alfie’s seizures, which did not look likely given his poor response to anti-convulsant treatment to date, his brain is entirely beyond recovery.”
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:13 pm

Larry Harvey, founded Burning Man Festival.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Tubbs » Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:37 am

WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!!
WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Mon May 14, 2018 1:12 am

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray


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