The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby sparks » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:19 am

"He wasn't asking for your sympathy."

We know that. Thanks Captain Obvious.

Agreed, country music would do it.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:29 am

Just desserts?




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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby sparks » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:17 am

Or a rope. Perhaps an electrical cord?
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:41 am

He just came to the end of it.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby sparks » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:14 am

He's an ex-chef.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:29 am

'e's restin'

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:03 am

@RachaelKJones
Mental illness is *illness.* It's not selfishness. We don't call people with the flu selfish for puking all over themselves. People who lose a lifelong battle with a severe chronic illness haven't committed a moral failing. They've just died of a horrible illness.

@RachaelKJones
Framing depression as a moral failing is one of the very reasons that people in depressive episodes don't reach out to loved ones. Just about every depressive I know has a depression script revolving around it being selfish to mention our episodes, much less talk about them.

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Also, here's the US national crisis text line, because mustering the strength to *call a stranger* during a depressive episode would be like asking me to unicycle up Mt Everest while reciting all the digits of pi:


https://www.crisistextline.org/

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:55 pm

Kenyatta Jones (former N.E. Patriots player).
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:54 am

Puan, dead at 62. 62 years of immoral confinement.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:56 pm

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:10 pm

It comes in threes. sparks is next.


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