The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:19 am

"He wasn't asking for your sympathy."

We know that. Thanks Captain Obvious.

Agreed, country music would do it.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:29 am

Just desserts?




In the rain.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:17 am

Or a rope. Perhaps an electrical cord?
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:41 am

He just came to the end of it.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:14 am

He's an ex-chef.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:29 am

'e's restin'

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:03 am

@RachaelKJones
Mental illness is *illness.* It's not selfishness. We don't call people with the flu selfish for puking all over themselves. People who lose a lifelong battle with a severe chronic illness haven't committed a moral failing. They've just died of a horrible illness.

@RachaelKJones
Framing depression as a moral failing is one of the very reasons that people in depressive episodes don't reach out to loved ones. Just about every depressive I know has a depression script revolving around it being selfish to mention our episodes, much less talk about them.

@RachaelKJones
Also, here's the US national crisis text line, because mustering the strength to *call a stranger* during a depressive episode would be like asking me to unicycle up Mt Everest while reciting all the digits of pi:
https://www.crisistextline.org/

Text HOME to 741741 from anywhere in the USA to text with a trained Crisis Counselor.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by shemp » Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:55 pm

Kenyatta Jones (former N.E. Patriots player).
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:54 am

Puan, dead at 62. 62 years of immoral confinement.


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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:56 pm

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:10 pm

It comes in threes. sparks is next.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:18 pm

Thanks Rob. :x

But hey: At least I have some direction in this life...





Wait.
Damnit!

Fuck.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:29 am

Charles Krauthammer
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by HghrSymmetry » Mon Jun 25, 2018 5:21 pm

Warning! I post like you do.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:15 pm

Harlan Ellison
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:33 pm

Yea, just saw that elsewhere.

Fuck.

RIP Harlan. No need to worry about the mistreatment of 'City On The Edge Of Forever' anymore.






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Post by HghrSymmetry » Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:32 pm

Joe Jackson.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:46 am

Shoko Asahara and six other Cunts.

Buh-bye.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by sparks » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:04 am

Good riddance.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:16 pm

Image

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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