The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:04 am

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:31 am

In March 2016, Hefner announced on her Instagram that she had been diagnosed with Lyme disease and toxic mold. She has been seeking medical treatments ever since. In July 2016, she announced on her social media outlets that she had been suffering from "breast implant illness" which aggravated her Lyme disease. Hefner stated that she experienced "brain fog" and "chronic fatigue" due to the implants' rupture. She had her implants removed immediately which improved her symptoms drastically. She remained married to Hefner until his death in 2017.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Sat Sep 30, 2017 11:57 pm

Monty Hall

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wir ... s-50202833

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:24 am

Talk about these things happening in threes.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby ed » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:16 am

Not dead, rather had a portrait painted of him.
I was the latest victim of fake news, not my fault.

Even in Death, the Spy Kim Philby Serves the Kremlin’s Purposes

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/01/worl ... v=top-news
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:16 pm

Misleading headline. It ain't the same "Kremlin". Nice try Commie NYT.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Grammatron » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:21 pm

Tom Petty

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Postby ed » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:50 pm

I'm heartbroken.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:56 pm

Stevie Nicks is responsible.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:08 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:10 am

So still time to pick him??

Fuck.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:51 am

He's just pining for the fjords.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby ed » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:56 am

Ah ... a Norwegian Blue

n.b. it was fairly recently when I found out there was no such critter.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Tue Oct 03, 2017 6:25 am

Lovely plumage.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:47 pm

Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:28 pm

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Jimmy the Gent » Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:25 am

Never did give me my fucking money.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Tommy D » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:24 am

Never thought he would shut up.
What's really funny is . . . the fucking bank job away in Secaucus . . . I'm in the middle of the fucking weeds!

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby The Joker » Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:38 am

http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeolog ... nta-claus/

Santa found dead

It’s an archaeological find that’s sure to break children’s hearts around the world.

The tomb belonging to Saint Nicholas — the original Santa Claus — may have just been discovered under an ancient church in Demre in southern Turkey, according to archaeologists.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Morrie » Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:49 am

I did talk to my wife.
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