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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:12 am

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:15 am

Ah! One of the scarier episodes of Space 1999.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:09 am

Gord Downie

--J.D.
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:13 am

"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:39 am

Well, he was not a killer.

--J.D.
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 25, 2017 3:30 pm

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:00 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby sparks » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:39 am

RIP Fats!
Nice things? Hell no!

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:17 am

I must confess I thought he died like twenty years or more ago.

--J.D.
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Grammatron » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:31 am

Doctor X wrote:I must confess I thought he died like twenty years or more ago.

--J.D.


He was thought to have died in Katrina since his house was in the flood area in New Orleans and he refused to evacuate. Then they found him in the Superdome with evacuees.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:08 am

Washed him all the way to the Super Dome?

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:07 am

Chubby Checker is still with us.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:45 pm

Benson is not.

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Grammatron » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:53 pm

Rafiki nooo
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:08 am

Nancy Friday. :(

As a young teen (tween?) My Secret Garden was the first really explicit book I encountered. Can't remember exactly how I got my hands on a copy of it, but it ended up hidden under my mattress. :oops:

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Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:42 am

That chapter on tentacles . . . or so I have read.

--J.D.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:41 pm

Roy Halladay. His plane crashed into the Gulf of Mexico.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:47 pm

Wow.

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:08 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:10 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Roy Halladay. His plane crashed into the Gulf of Mexico.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2133 ... ulf-mexico
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


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