The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:11 am

John Hillerman
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:27 am

The Case Book of Simon Brimmer is now closed.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:53 pm

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Bobby Doerr

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby shemp » Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:23 pm

Didn't quite make it to 100. :(
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:43 am

Charlie Manson. May he burn in hell.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:10 am

Yeah, fuck him.

Lived a good 40 years more years he did not deserve.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:16 am

Good. Except for the fact that we will now be inundated with obituaries about him.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:23 am

. . . and movies . . . and everyone trying to talk about him while reminding us what a Cunt he was.

Something I remind Theists who claim everything is their Big Daddy's plan: he lived 80+ years now visit a child's cancer ward.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:31 am

Apparently he's not dead yet. I hope he's conscious and that the painkillers don't work.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:36 am

Here is hoping he needs a rectal tube.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:11 am

Meanwhile . . . Malcolm Young.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby HghrSymmetry » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:32 pm

Mel Tillis.

Possible upcoming bonus: David Cassidy appears to have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:20 am

The Cunt is officially dead.

Buh-bye, Charlie, over 40 years too late.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:22 am

HghrSymmetry wrote:Mel Tillis.



Kenny Rogers is the performer, but Mel Tillis wrote the song.

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:30 am

Doctor X wrote:The Cunt is officially dead.

Buh-bye, Charlie, over 40 years too late.

--J.D.

No chance of transplanting his living head onto a corpse then.

Here's hoping they cremate him. Then flush him down the toilet like the Russians did with Hitler.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:36 am

Higurashi-level tortures--which include nails in each finger joint and disembowelment while still alive--would be too good for him.

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:41 am

A pity the media are making him headline news.
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Doctor X » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:51 am

Yeah.

Which is exactly what he wanted.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:35 pm

Where are they now?

The rest of the "Manson family"

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Re: The TUMBREL of MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:48 am

Della Reese. :(
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