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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:38 am

Rescue Goat With Anxiety Only Calms Down In Her Duck Costume

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:08 pm

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:06 pm

Catholic or Protestant? :cowbell:
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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:47 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Doctor X » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:25 pm

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Witness » Tue Feb 07, 2017 1:17 am

You may want to turn the sound down.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Grammatron » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:32 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby sparks » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:55 pm

If you could magically transform yourself into a goat, why bother trying to steal a fucking Mazda?
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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Grammatron » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:11 pm

sparks wrote:If you could magically transform yourself into a goat, why bother trying to steal a fucking Mazda?


Look sparks, these are backwards people with little imagination. Clearly the goat transformed into a man (and what do goats know of Mazadas?) and then was spooked and reverted back to its true form.
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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:35 am

Slam Dunk goat.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:50 am

teach that boy banjo

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Witness » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:19 am

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:13 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:19 pm

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Doctor X » Sun Feb 19, 2017 7:50 pm

Somebody get your goat, Pyrrho?

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby shemp » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:08 pm

I think Pyrrho got somebody's goat and ate it.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:25 pm

Just wondering how you kill half a goat.
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