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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by shemp » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:37 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Just wondering how you kill half a goat.
I'm sure there's a team of scientists working on it.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:09 am

They will put half a mind to it.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 25, 2017 1:48 pm

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:56 am

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Turkish girl carrying a goat on her back that just gave birth and her dog carrying the baby. Rize, Turkey
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by robinson » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:45 pm

Aww
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:57 pm

Such perfectly Turkish cuteness overload. :)
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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:40 pm

This thread needs updating. Bad. :)

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by shemp » Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:43 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:This thread needs updating. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. :)

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Doctor X » Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:47 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:02 pm

Alex Jones and the rule of Goats

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Pyrrho » Sat May 06, 2017 11:24 am

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Rob Lister » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:36 am

A battle is brewing at Western Michigan University this summer between a group of hungry goats and a labor union.

The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.

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The 20-goat crew is expected to clear about 15 acres on the southwest side of Goldsworth pond before students return for the fall semester.

The goats are ahead of schedule, said Nicholas Gooch, a university horticulturist and the project leader.
http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/stor ... 455237001/

The same has never been said for the union.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Post by Witness » Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:49 am

Mountain goats?
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