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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby shemp » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:37 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Just wondering how you kill half a goat.


I'm sure there's a team of scientists working on it.
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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Doctor X » Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:09 am

They will put half a mind to it.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Feb 25, 2017 1:48 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Witness » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:56 am

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Turkish girl carrying a goat on her back that just gave birth and her dog carrying the baby. Rize, Turkey

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby robinson » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:45 pm

Aww
You never know what's going to happen

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:57 pm

Such perfectly Turkish cuteness overload. :)
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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Witness » Wed Mar 01, 2017 1:41 am

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:40 pm

This thread needs updating. Bad. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI4hzzepEcI
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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby shemp » Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:43 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:This thread needs updating. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI4hzzepEcI


FTFY
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Doctor X » Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:47 am

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:02 pm

Alex Jones and the rule of Goats

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Grammatron » Thu Apr 27, 2017 5:38 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Pyrrho » Sat May 06, 2017 11:24 am

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby shemp » Wed May 31, 2017 3:55 am

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:36 am

A battle is brewing at Western Michigan University this summer between a group of hungry goats and a labor union.

The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.

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The 20-goat crew is expected to clear about 15 acres on the southwest side of Goldsworth pond before students return for the fall semester.

The goats are ahead of schedule, said Nicholas Gooch, a university horticulturist and the project leader.
http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/stor ... 455237001/

The same has never been said for the union.

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Re: Goat of the Week

Postby Witness » Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:49 am



Mountain goats?


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