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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:41 am

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Bruce » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:00 am

Such potential!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:38 pm

So, who's in for the next round?

I'm sticking with William Shatner
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:52 pm

Wait a minute. Who died and who won?

If not Henry and me respectively, I'm in with Henry.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by gnome » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:17 pm

I'm going to withdraw-- I haven't been doing the avatars anyway and finding myself less interested.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:21 am

Sticking with Lech. He's an electrician. All it takes is one wrong move. Know what I mean?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:10 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Wait a minute. Who died and who won?

If not Henry and me respectively, I'm in with Henry.
grayman won with Don Rickles
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:15 am

So, here we go...

asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by xouper » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:23 am

Bruce wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... ?CMP=fb_gu

Who had Microsoft Paint? Anybody?
Seems Microsoft has had a change of heart:

viewtopic.php?p=877505#p877505

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by xouper » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:21 am

asthmatic camel wrote:So, here we go...

asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
I'll go with Issur Danielovitch if no one else has him already.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:48 am

I am going for Jerry again.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 26, 2017 1:14 pm

Clarification -- Jerry Lewis not Jerry Lee Lewis.

Right ed?

Or do you want to approach this with deity-like ambiguity?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:37 pm

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:21 pm

Sticking with Bush the Elder
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by WildCat » Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:38 pm

Did Anax pick John McCain?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:03 pm

Somebody should....poor bastard!
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:29 am

I'm in and pick Roger Goodell.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Bruce » Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:45 am

Stan Lee, all the way. I want bonus creds if he dies during the filming of one of his movie cameos.
Such potential!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:11 pm

asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
ed: Jerry Lewis, (whomsoever he might be.)
Bruce: Stan Lee
xouper: Issur Danielovitch
Shemp: Roger Goodell
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:32 pm

I'm not sure exactly when Jerry was so nasty fat, but here is a very recent pic.

Not bad for someone so old.

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