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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:57 pm

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by WildCat » Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:40 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I'm not sure exactly when Jerry was so nasty fat, but here is a very recent pic.

Not bad for someone so old.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:03 am

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by CC » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:17 pm

Clint Eastwood.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Aug 11, 2017 7:43 pm

Long time, no see see.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:12 pm

asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
ed: Jerry Lewis, (whomsoever he might be.)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:20 pm

CC wrote:Clint Eastwood.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:31 pm

I'll admit that Roger Goodell is wishful thinking, but when the Pats go 16-0 and win Super Bowl LII, it might happen.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by CC » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:42 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Long time, no see see.

(I'll be here all week)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:24 pm

Who had Jerry Lewis?

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:40 pm

ed had Jerry Lewis.

Did he just die?

Or is there some confusion about which Jerry Lewis.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:41 pm

For the next round, I'm letting it ride on Henry Kissinger.

Because I want my joy of winning to be uncontaminated by grief. :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:48 pm

I believe ed had Jerry Lewis, so he wins.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:02 pm

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by HghrSymmetry » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:09 pm

What will be the humiliation avie?

PS: I'll stick with Billy Graham (should be having coffee with Yeshua soon...)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:21 pm

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At last!!!!

I'll take Dick Gregory
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:42 pm

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How many hack editorial cartoonists are this minute sketching Jerry & Dean meeting in heaven?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:42 pm

Done. :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:59 pm

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:02 pm

His cerebral palsy impression was comedy gold. :mrgreen:


Now all comedians do is bitch about politics. :BigGrin3:
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