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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:17 pm

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:22 pm

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:24 pm

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Dick Gregory and Jerry Lewis in a 12 hour span? That shit happens in threes. I'm rollin' up in bubble wrap and layin' on the floor & whatnot
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:20 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:22 pm

Well, now that we can reshuffle, I'll go with Jake LaMotta.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby sparks » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:33 am

Stayin' with Lech here boss.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby HghrSymmetry » Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:33 am

Part of the torture is multiple members with the same avie...nice.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:06 am

And we're off again.

I'm sticking with William Shatner.
sparks: Lech Walesa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Jake LaMotta
HghrSymmetry: Billy Graham
ed: Dick Gregory
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:06 am

Dick Gregory has been dead for two days.
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Postby ed » Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:40 am

Pyrrho wrote:Dick Gregory has been dead for two days.


! :shock:

Wow!!!!!

I win again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ummmm... they took the body away, didn't they?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:42 pm

Update...

asthmatic camel: William Shatner.
sparks: Lech Walesa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Jake LaMotta
HghrSymmetry: Billy Graham
Doctor X: Tatsuya Nakadai

ed, as an elder god, you should know that you are not allowed to pick people who are already dead. I shall allow you to make one more choice in this round.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:45 pm

Hey ed!

Just for that, I will rotate my avatar again tonight. :p
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:59 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Hey ed!

Just for that, I will rotate my avatar again tonight. :p


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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:00 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:
ed, as an elder god, you should know that you are not allowed to pick people who are already dead. I shall allow you to make one more choice in this round.


I transported myself back to when he was alive to make that post. :x

OK, I'll take Henry Kissinger
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:15 pm

Sorry pal, Henry is mine.

Why not be a sport and take Jerry Lee Lewis?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:22 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:And we're off again.

I'm sticking with William Shatner.


wiki wrote:Health problems
Shatner suffers from tinnitus, which he has speculated might be the result of a pyrotechnical accident on set while shooting the Star Trek episode "Arena" – though he did not begin to suffer symptoms until the early 1990s, more than twenty years after the incident.


Yea. That's a nasty one right there.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:50 pm

Ok ok.

I'll take ...

...

I feel like I'm bestowing the kiss of death ...

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:53 pm

Now that Jerry is dead, will his masterpiece finally be released?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:03 pm

Everything I've read about the guy, at least recently, makes him sound like a real dick.
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