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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Nyarlathotep » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:10 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Now that Jerry is dead, will his masterpiece finally be released?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried

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Probably not
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Nyarlathotep » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:11 pm

Oh, and letting it ride of Bush Sr.

Oh, and I like your choice of avatar, because he actually looks dead
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:26 pm

Update...

asthmatic camel: William Shatner.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Witness » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:31 pm

RIP Brian Aldiss (at 92).

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:37 pm

The Saliva Tree 8)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:28 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Now that Jerry is dead, will his masterpiece finally be released?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried

:BigGrin3:


Not a chance. There are others who own pieces of that film who won't ever sign off on it.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Doctor X » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:10 am

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Oh, no, I am actually not picking Nakadai-sama.

Just reminding that while you play,

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Nakadai-sama continues to strut his stuff.






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In the snow. . . .

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:07 am

Much as it pains me to say so, I have "won":

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So you can find a good pic of LaMotta and wear it well.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Doctor X » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:13 am

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What?

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:06 am

I've got Henry again.

So I can be happy to win. :)

Thanks.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:01 am

YOGI BERRA!!!!
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:24 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Doctor X » Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:29 am

He maintains that he feels fresh . . . and sassy.



Though his anus is bleeding.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby sparks » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:15 pm

Is his anus bleeding? Or, is he merely bleeding from his anus? Anus, eyes, whatever....
Nice things? Hell no!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:01 am

Now that we're done sitting shiva, back to the game. If Mel Brooks isn't taken, I'll take him.
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:55 am

Henry again please.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby sparks » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:07 am

I'm sticking with Lech. He's in his 70's now. Can't last much longer.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Doctor X » Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:39 am

sparks wrote:Is his anus bleeding? Or, is he merely bleeding from his anus? Anus, eyes, whatever....

Evidences:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM

you are welcome.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby sparks » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:33 am

BWAHAHAHAHAaaa...

I think they make salves, ointments, and ... appliances ... for that now, don't they?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Doctor X » Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:44 am

If you have not watched the entire award-winning cartoon Rejected then I fear you are not wearing a silly hat!

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.

Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho

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