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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:23 pm

Bruce wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:Stan Lee


I've had my bets on Stan Lee for years now. :|


I forgot that was your usual pick.

If you want him, I will let you have him and go back to Bush The Elder instead
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Bruce » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:08 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Bruce wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:Stan Lee


I've had my bets on Stan Lee for years now. :|


I forgot that was your usual pick.

If you want him, I will let you have him and go back to Bush The Elder instead


Thanks. I'll even share half the spoils if I win.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Nyarlathotep » Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:49 am

No prob
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:33 am

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Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
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Bruce: Stan Lee

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:21 pm

Damn. Kissinger is still stealing my oxygen. :evil:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby De_Bunk » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:31 am

Ken Dodd..He cant have long left .. :De_Bunk:

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:35 pm

De_Bunk wrote:Ken Dodd..He cant have long left .. :De_Bunk:



He's back! :)

Never heard of Ken Dodd. Had to google him.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-43422151

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby De_Bunk » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:04 pm

Here's a good 'un..Im sure he's still alive..

'Burt Reynolds'..

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Rob Lister » Wed May 02, 2018 6:51 pm

David Goodall, scientist extraordinaire.
David William Goodall AM (born 4 April 1914) is an Australian botanist and ecologist. He was influential in the early development of numerical methods in ecology, particularly the study of vegetation'

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-43957874


104 years old but healthy. Dibs.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Thu May 03, 2018 3:20 am

Fag! You, not him.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri May 04, 2018 2:30 am

I'll allow Burt Renolds, Listy wins a consolation prize.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Rob Lister » Thu May 10, 2018 5:10 pm

I should win.

http://www.newser.com/story/259083/scie ... anned.html

David Goodall, the 104-year-old Australian scientist who campaigned for the legalization of assisted suicide, died Thursday in Switzerland, Fox News reports. Goodall, who spoke at length on the eve of his death about why he wanted to end his own life, administered a lethal drug under the guidance of doctors at the Life Circle clinic in Basel, CNN reports. He had traveled there to die, with four family members and a close friend by his side, because euthanasia is illegal in Australia. Goodall, a renowned botanist and ecologist, died while listening to Beethoven's "Ode to Joy."


I was within all rules. Therefore, I win.

I demand acknowledgement. All shall wear Bozo avatars for the next week.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 10, 2018 5:17 pm

You already won the consolation prize, which is no less than the warm feeling of knowing you are right.

So no bozo avatars, unless you yourself feel like sporting one yourself.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Rob Lister » Thu May 10, 2018 5:20 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:You already won the consolation prize, which is no less than the warm feeling of knowing you are right.

So no bozo avatars, unless you yourself feel like sporting one yourself.


Sorry. Not good enough.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Thu May 10, 2018 5:21 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:You already won the consolation prize, which is no less than the warm feeling of knowing you are right.

So no bozo avatars, unless you yourself feel like sporting one yourself.


But that would be redundant.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Rob Lister » Thu May 10, 2018 5:24 pm

:x :x :x

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Grammatron » Thu May 10, 2018 7:19 pm

Rob should win for the same reason Anax won when he picked Nelson Mandela on his death-bed.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Thu May 10, 2018 9:30 pm

The rules were clarified after De-Bunk cuntishly started posting every almost-dead or just-dead person he could find on the interwebz.

People with pre-existing conditions are not allowed, and I'm not going to accept any coffin-dodgers over the age of 100 either.

Because I can.

So fuck you.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Fri May 11, 2018 1:24 am

Cheating Cunt Listy pwned again.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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