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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 11, 2018 8:48 am

I still got Henry. :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 11, 2018 2:53 pm

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 11, 2018 3:29 pm

Another one for De Bunk.

104 years old and wants to be the poster boy for assisted suicide. :)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/10/worl ... -dead.html
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Rob Lister » Fri May 11, 2018 3:30 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Another one for De Bunk.

104 years old and wants to be the poster boy for assisted suicide. :)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/10/worl ... -dead.html
Dude, are fucking insane!? That would never pass muster here. You should be banned from this thread for that.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri May 11, 2018 3:43 pm

But the 112 year old veteran of WWII who sits on his front porch smoking cigars and drinking whiskey is OK? :BigGrin3:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Rob Lister » Fri May 11, 2018 3:52 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:But the 112 year old veteran of WWII who sits on his front porch smoking cigars and drinking whiskey is OK? :BigGrin3:
My post was my way of telling you that you picked my [winning] pick

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 12, 2018 12:20 am

In case I was somehow ambiguous (I don't think I was), I want to be clear that I still have Henry.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Sat May 12, 2018 9:05 pm

Who?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 12, 2018 9:09 pm

Winner of the 1975 Nobel Peace Prize. For making peace in Vietnam you know.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Sat May 12, 2018 9:14 pm

Oh. That baby raping war criminal asshole Kissinger.

Thanks.

Hope you win that one. Quicker that motherfucker dies the better for the rest of us, and the planet.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by WildCat » Mon May 14, 2018 1:42 am

Does anyone have Eugenia Cooney?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri May 18, 2018 10:44 am

WildCat wrote:Does anyone have Eugenia Cooney?
Self-admitted pre-existing condition. Not allowed.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri May 18, 2018 10:45 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Fri May 18, 2018 2:10 pm

I want Hugh Hefner
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri May 18, 2018 2:24 pm

ed wrote:I want Hugh Hefner
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Fri May 18, 2018 11:45 pm

You'll have to forgive ed, he was born with the Cheating Cunt gene.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:56 pm

I want Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:09 pm

Did a quick google to check if Ruth Bader Ginsburg just checked into the hospital or got shot by a jealous wife or something.

Nope.

So ed's pick is legit this time.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:18 pm

Thanks for having my back
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:45 pm

De nada :)
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