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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:19 pm

fuckin' ghouls
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:21 pm

Don't look at me, I've got the war criminal.

The world will be a little bit better place when I win. :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:17 am

Me too.

Plus I get more lulz.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:35 am

Ruth Bader Ginsburg cannot die until noon on Jan. 20th, 2021.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby gnome » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:38 am

Weekend at Ruthie's?

That sounds like one for the movie trailer thread.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:25 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
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Bruce: Stan Lee
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:50 am

Thats "Bader" you sexist, anti-semitic, racist, fascist, thug, limey, bastard, tosser, wanker ... <whew.. outrage is tiring>
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:00 am

AC: You misspelled Binsburg. :BigGrin3:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:09 pm

It's Ruth Gaydar Ginsburg.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby ed » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:14 pm

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please, think of Keith
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:03 pm

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
ed: Ruth Gaydar Bintsburg
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby sparks » Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:41 pm

It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:51 pm

The evil bastard just won't die. :evil:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Postby shemp » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:30 am

sparks wrote:It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.


To paraphrase The Yogi, "If people don't wanna die, how ya gonna stop 'em?"
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

"God is the supreme excuse for human adults to absolve themselves of any obligation to preserve natural resources for their own children during their lifetime." -- Gene Ray


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