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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by izittrue » Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:33 am

Gilligans dead. Hmm how about Mary Ann.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:13 am

Dawn Wells is alive and well and still living in my neck of the woods, I think
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Badger » Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:59 am

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:12 am

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:15 am

Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:29 am

You could . . . if you had a Mac.






You know, cursor . . . click on image . . . profit.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by silverdrake » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:50 am

Still sticking with Dick Van Dyke.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:36 am

Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Still pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
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jacks: Mickey (fucking) Rooney
Tiosylanyl: Carla Laemmle
Badger: Sid Caesar
Doctor X: Smug McFanboy
silverdrake: Dick Van Dyke
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by jacks » Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:13 pm

silverdrake wrote:Still sticking with Dick Van Dyke.
Pay your debt, pony up.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:18 pm

Who the fuck is Abe Vigoda?

And is he dead yet?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:38 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Who the fuck is Abe Vigoda?

And is he dead yet?

Abe Vigoda best known for his role as Detective Fish in Barney Miller (a comedy TV show centered around a New York Police Precinct) back in the 1970's and he also played a role in The Godfather.

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Yes he is still alive, working even. Much to my surprise too, because his whole schtick even back when he did Barney Miller was that he was an old detective, close to retirement. He is in his 90's now, I believe.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Tiosylanyl » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:51 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Who the fuck is Abe Vigoda?

And is he dead yet?

Abe Vigoda best known for his role as Detective Fish in Barney Miller (a comedy TV show centered around a New York Police Precinct) back in the 1970's and he also played a role in The Godfather.

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Yes he is still alive, working even. Much to my surprise too, because his whole schtick even back when he did Barney Miller was that he was an old detective, close to retirement. He is in his 90's now, I believe.
Not to mention that there have been several mistaken reports of his death. In fact, his still being alive has repeatedly been the butt of jokes during NY Friar's Club roasts.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:56 am

Actually, I thought he WAS dead (not that I had heard a report of his death, I just sort of assumed given his age back when I used to watch him on TV) until I saw him at the end of that Snickers bar commercial.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by silverdrake » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:44 am

jacks wrote:
silverdrake wrote:Still sticking with Dick Van Dyke.
Pay your debt, pony up.

Is this better, jacks? :D

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by jacks » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:08 am

silverdrake wrote:
jacks wrote:
silverdrake wrote:Still sticking with Dick Van Dyke.
Pay your debt, pony up.

Is this better, jacks? :D
Much, thanks :)

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Bruce » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:10 pm

Fine, whatever. :roll:
Such potential!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Bruce » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:22 pm

I'm going with Betty White. She has to go sometime.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:25 pm

Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Still pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. No, you can't change your mind; a bet's a bet.
Be_Drunk: Speaker for the dead.
jacks: Mickey (fucking) Rooney
Tiosylanyl: Carla Laemmle
Badger: Sid Caesar
Doctor X: Smug McFanboy
silverdrake: Dick Van Dyke
Bruce: Betty White
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by De_Bunk » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:47 pm

'James Gandolfini'...come to me in a vision i had last night...

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:52 pm

Another dead guy...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.