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Re: Vertigo

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:31 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Vertigo

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:33 am

Spoiler alert they don't die in this one

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:12 am

But in another?!

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Witness » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:00 am

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Grammatron » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:17 pm

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:21 am

Fortunately, he wears a crash helmet.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Vertigo

Post by Grammatron » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:29 am

Safety first!

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:36 am

Too many years ago, I was in a café where two female police officers sat down. As much as I wished the story involved:
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I never believed the letters I read here, until one day. . . .
letter.

Instead, I noticed one of them kept banging her back against the wall. It took me a bit to figure it out. I happened to have a ruler, which I lent her, and she happily used it to scratch her back underneath her bullet-proof vest.

"It's not like this is going to stop anything they'll shoot me with. They'll just dig around until they find the serial number and know, 'Hey! Guess that was Jennifer!'"

So at least with the hat they will be able to tell to whom the horrible two blocks of "splat" belongs.
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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Grammatron » Sat Jun 16, 2018 8:25 am

That almost reads like something out of Fight Club.

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:07 am

hard hat, not crash helmet. Jesus.
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Re: Vertigo

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:13 pm

Inseam is too long. Needs to be shortened up by about 2 inches.
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Re: Vertigo

Post by Witness » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:15 am

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Grammatron » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:37 am

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:42 am

"Lack of pussy make you brave!"

--Reggie Hammond, 48hrs

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Witness » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:47 am

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Could be a nightmare. (I just hope it hasn't already been posted…) :mrgreen:

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Witness » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:31 am

:mrgreen:

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Re: Vertigo

Post by Witness » Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:25 am

World's deepest pool. Not quite vertigo, more like asphyxiation.
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Re: Vertigo

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:15 pm

That was uncomfortable to watch.

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Re: Vertigo

Post by sparks » Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:35 pm

So he's in a pool of water ... what's so uncomfortable about that? Think of it as a second womb. Kinda like (insert Mom joke here).
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Re: Vertigo

Post by Grammatron » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:30 pm