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Re: Japan

Post by sparks » Thu May 03, 2018 6:33 pm

But, how will they continue to afford McDonalds and Burger King?
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Re: Japan

Post by Witness » Thu May 03, 2018 11:54 pm

The Spectator wrote:Mixed blessings: Japan’s eclectic attitude towards faith

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Because religious syncretism is seen as natural and normal, Christianity too has been allowed into the mix. When a couple get married, they do so first at a Shinto shrine, and then, very often, after a costume change, in a Christian ‘chapel’. But there aren’t enough real priests or real chapels to cope with the demand, so 99 per cent of Christian-style wedding services are done with a ‘fake priest’ in a ‘fake chapel’. Sometimes the fake priests are western English teachers looking to make some easy money. When my son (age 20) went to Japan to study this year, I gave him a clerical collar as a leaving present. I wasn’t entirely joking.

The congregants on these occasions are usually unaware that they are not in the presence of a real priest, and are touched that someone has traversed the oceans to minister to them on their big day. But they wouldn’t care, particularly, if you told them it was all a big fake. The Christian wedding service is an event that nods at the power and beauty of Christianity but does not involve any specific dogma on which the congregants need base any action.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/07/how ... -weddings/

Old article on the same subject: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6067002.stm

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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri May 04, 2018 12:43 am

The amount some people spend on weddings is ridiculous imho.

I have been aware of this, including the part about how being a fake wedding priest is a possible job opportunity for gaijin. I knew an older guy who did exactly that after retiring from the company. Why people are willing to pay double for a second wedding ceremony though is a mystery to me. I prefer to avoid weddings myself. A younger colleague at work invited me to hers, but I had a "previous family engagement" that I couldn't cancel. I did send a wedding gift (cash) though. You get a present back, which is according to tradition worth half whatever you gave as a gift.

The industry as a whole is worth roughly $25 billion/year compared to $53 billion in the US, but relative to the population size it might actually be bigger, although certainly some Americans also spend a lot on lavish weddings.
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Re: Japan

Post by shuize » Fri May 04, 2018 12:58 am

Anaxagoras wrote:The amount some people spend on weddings is ridiculous imho.

I have been aware of this, including the part about how being a fake wedding priest is a possible job opportunity for gaijin. I knew an older guy who did exactly that after retiring from the company. Why people are willing to pay double for a second wedding ceremony though is a mystery to me. I prefer to avoid weddings myself. A younger colleague at work invited me to hers, but I had a "previous family engagement" that I couldn't cancel. I did send a wedding gift (cash) though. You get a present back, which is according to tradition worth half whatever you gave as a gift.

The industry as a whole is worth roughly $25 billion/year compared to $53 billion in the US, but relative to the population size it might actually be bigger, although certainly some Americans also spend a lot on lavish weddings.
I never did the minister gig. But I knew people who did. They said it was great money while it lasted. Supposedly it's fading, but one guy I talked to (not a real minister) said back in its heyday he sometimes used to have 7 or 8 weddings lined up on a Saturday at approximately $100 per wedding. Cash. He said he did this most Saturdays.

As for the gift thing. I like Japan, but I really don't like the never-ending gift giving crap. People I barely know try to give me shit and then, of course, back when I was married, my Japanese ex-wife would feel bound to give them something back. Not only did we not have much money for the return gift back then (I have a lot more since my divorce, Ha! Ha!), we didn't have room for all the useless extra shit that my packrat ex-wife would never throw out, so it always felt like a one-two punch.

Her: "The Tanakas gave us a gift."

Me: "Who?"

Her: "You don't know them."

Me: "Tell them we don't want it."

Her: "I can't tell them we don't want it."

Me: "Well, we [Ha. Ha. "we" ... what am I saying? Like she ever paid!] don't have enough money to buy the return gift."

Her: "We have to buy a return gift."

Me: "Well, at least clean out some of the crap we never use so we can see the floor in the spare room."

Her: "Okay. Later." [It took me a while, but I finally realized "Later" meant "No."]

...

Her: "Oh, Mrs. Tanaka said she liked our return gift and gave us another gift in return."

Me: "Fuuuuuuuuuck!"

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Re: Japan

Post by Pyrrho » Sat May 05, 2018 1:20 am

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Re: Japan

Post by Pyrrho » Sat May 05, 2018 1:23 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Sat May 05, 2018 6:17 am

Works for men who try to dance, but . . .

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. . . have two left feet.



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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 07, 2018 6:15 am

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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon May 07, 2018 7:58 am

I don't think having children is any harder than it used to be, people just don't want to be bothered these days so they find excuses. From the article:
“They say that we continue to have less children, but raising children in Japan is really tough. I’m concerned about student loans, as I have to work to repay it. If I lose my job bearing a child, who’s going to repay it? It takes about 20 years to finish repayment, and after that it’ll be late childbearing. Having children isn’t realistic.”

“Of course. Almost every Japanese has to scrape by with income tax, municipal tax, pension, and health insurance payments. If you don’t work, the only option the country gives you is committing suicide. We don’t have the privilege of having children. More than 50 percent of ordinary people are desperate.”
Mind you, I don't consider it anyone's social duty to have children personally. People should have children or not as they prefer. And if that's bad news for the government's balance of payments, so be it.

It's not really a secret but an unintended consequence of modern ideas about equality of the sexes that there will be fewer children. A woman who goes to college and has a career will have fewer children than one who marries young to a male breadwinner. Nowadays everyone, boy or girl, is almost expected to go to college.

Also, the dire predictions assume that current trends will continue ad inifinitum. I doubt that's true. Just because we cannot foresee now how or why it will change, doesn't mean it won't. Back in the 70s, everyone thought the Population Bomb was unstoppable. People would never stop having so many goddamned babies, and so we were doomed. Few would have predicted that population would start to naturally decline within a few decades without draconian government interference. Now people worry about the opposite problem. I think eventually things will reach some sort of equilibrium naturally.
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 07, 2018 8:24 am

If you are saying I need to ワイフさんお母さんを手伝う, ask her to wear the Faye Valentine costume.






For science.

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P.S. But, exactly, and as the article notes "having children" is no longer something "you do" which is feasible. The handwringing aside, I doubt that Japan is "going extinct" any time soon. I remember as a Wee Spud being shown a SCIENCE [!--Ed.] exhibit where by, like, 1997, there would be only a square yard for EVERYPERONSONPLANTEDEYDURKERJERBZ!

Right after the Ice Age.

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Re: Japan

Post by Grammatron » Fri May 11, 2018 8:35 pm

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Fri May 11, 2018 10:14 pm

To be fair, that is a standard product in any joke shop according to sparks.

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Re: Japan

Post by Grammatron » Fri May 11, 2018 10:19 pm

But are they all Japan quality?
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Fri May 11, 2018 10:26 pm

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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat May 12, 2018 9:38 am

Bomba Sexy!
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Sat May 12, 2018 1:05 pm

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Hornets: The perfect pet for people living in Japan?

While he’s an overall insect enthusiast, @togenanafushi says that hornets are the most enjoyable bugs he’s owned, citing his experiences cohabitating with black-tailed, Asian giant, and Japanese yellow hornets. He describes them as orderly and reliable pets who remember where their food is placed and sleep in the same spot every day, which is a definite advantage over pets that like to hold dominion over your living space by making their bed wherever they feel like it that particular day.

The obvious concern is that the hornets will sting their owner mercilessly, but @togenanafushi says this actually isn’t a problem. The hornets aren’t interested in stinging for stinging’s sake, and without a nest to protect, they’re not particularly aggressive unless somehow provoked. They’re even a somewhat functional pet, according to @togenanafushi, since they start buzzing around when the sun comes up, thus acting as a natural alarm clock and preventing him from ever oversleeping.

Wockettu Nūrusu!

でも、このアホは:

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Re: Japan

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 12, 2018 7:30 pm

Are they good eatin'? :Hungry2:
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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat May 12, 2018 8:10 pm

Fuck that. I saw one of those buzzing around my front door yesterday.
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Re: Japan

Post by sparks » Sat May 12, 2018 8:25 pm

Doctor X wrote:To be fair, that is a standard product in any joke shop according to sparks.

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And they are not nice, so carry on.

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Re: Japan

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