Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

This is our lounge area. Feel free to come in and get acquainted!
User avatar
Grammatron
Posts: 31796
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Been thanked: 1350 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Grammatron » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:06 pm

Image

Spoiler:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alligator-farm-los-angeles-180957172/
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

User avatar
Doctor X
Posts: 64913
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom
Has thanked: 2860 times
Been thanked: 1811 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:39 am

Well, you have to feed them after all.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel

WS CHAMPIONS X3!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X5!!!!!

User avatar
Witness
Posts: 12877
Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm
Has thanked: 1399 times
Been thanked: 1931 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Witness » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:46 am

Image

Photo by Irving Penn, of course.

Arctic explorer Peter Freuchen and his wife, fashion illustrator Dagmar Cohn [1947].
He participated in several arctic journeys (including a 1000-mile dogsled trip across Greenland), starred in an Oscar-winning film, wrote more than a dozen books (novels and nonfiction, including his Famous Book of the Eskimos), had a peg leg (he lost his leg to frostbite in 1926; he amputated his gangrenous toes himself), was involved in the Danish resistance against Germany, was imprisoned and sentenced to death by the Nazis before escaping to Sweden, studied to be a doctor at university, his first wife was Inuit and his second was a Danish margarine heiress, became friends with Jean Harlow and Mae West, once escaped from a blizzard shelter by cutting his way out of it with a knife fashioned from his own feces, and, last but certainly not least, won $64,000 on The $64,000 Question.

-- Kottke, Peter Freuchen

User avatar
Grammatron
Posts: 31796
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Been thanked: 1350 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:24 pm

Image
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 66904
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago
Has thanked: 2162 times
Been thanked: 898 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:14 pm

So how is that different now?
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
-- our mission statement plappendale

User avatar
Grammatron
Posts: 31796
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Been thanked: 1350 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:27 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:So how is that different now?


They are wearing clothes.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 66904
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago
Has thanked: 2162 times
Been thanked: 898 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:41 am

Grammatron wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:So how is that different now?


They are wearing clothes.


You mean that's porn ??!! :o
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
-- our mission statement plappendale

User avatar
Grammatron
Posts: 31796
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Been thanked: 1350 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:02 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:So how is that different now?


They are wearing clothes.


You mean that's porn ??!! :o


It's still acting, just a little...blue
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 66904
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago
Has thanked: 2162 times
Been thanked: 898 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:09 am

:)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
-- our mission statement plappendale

User avatar
Witness
Posts: 12877
Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm
Has thanked: 1399 times
Been thanked: 1931 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Witness » Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:54 am

Image

User avatar
sparks
Posts: 12326
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over!
Has thanked: 1330 times
Been thanked: 402 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby sparks » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:56 pm

"If only we could get some Benny Goodman on the radio, we could get naked and have a threesome!"
Nice things? Hell no!

Board Crumbmuffin.

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4179
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 39 times
Been thanked: 36 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby robinson » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:21 pm

Jesus Christ
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
ed
Posts: 31220
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: Rhino of the Florida swamps
Has thanked: 366 times
Been thanked: 603 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby ed » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:41 pm

robinson wrote:Jesus Christ


You never know what's going to happen


Indeed.
- new minimalist ethos -

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4179
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 39 times
Been thanked: 36 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby robinson » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:34 pm

Hey ed
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
sparks
Posts: 12326
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over!
Has thanked: 1330 times
Been thanked: 402 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby sparks » Sat Jan 27, 2018 7:54 pm

You guys make it sound as though you never had a threesome.

Wait.

Who the hell would want to fuck either of you two? :De_Bunk:
Nice things? Hell no!

Board Crumbmuffin.

User avatar
Doctor X
Posts: 64913
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom
Has thanked: 2860 times
Been thanked: 1811 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:19 pm

Your Mom.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel

WS CHAMPIONS X3!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X5!!!!!

User avatar
Pyrrho
Posts: 24146
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Title: Man in Black
Location: Division 6
Has thanked: 2438 times
Been thanked: 2315 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:34 pm

100 years ago today!

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

User avatar
robinson
Posts: 4179
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Be good to each other
Location: USA
Has thanked: 39 times
Been thanked: 36 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby robinson » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:12 pm

Tarzan looks like a white woman!
You never know what's going to happen

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 66904
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago
Has thanked: 2162 times
Been thanked: 898 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:29 pm

robinson wrote:Tarzan looks like a white woman!


Congrats on the new avatar. :wink:
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
-- our mission statement plappendale

User avatar
Pyrrho
Posts: 24146
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Title: Man in Black
Location: Division 6
Has thanked: 2438 times
Been thanked: 2315 times

Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:18 am

Image
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


Return to “Banter”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: CCBot [Bot] and 1 guest