Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby sparks » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:49 am

robinson wrote:Tarzan looks like a white woman!


White tranny at best, but, to each his own. :)
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:33 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:22 pm

I wonder how he gets such a clean shave out in the jungle? :lmao:
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Cheetah » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:22 pm

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Fid » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:52 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I wonder how he gets such a clean shave out in the jungle? :lmao:


He has a knife (origin unknown) and knows white boys in Africa need to be clean shaven. I suspect Burma Shave.
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:57 pm

Fid wrote: ... Burma ...


Wrong jungle. :P
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Witness » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:08 pm

Anybody read this?

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Hilarious parody. :mrgreen:

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:11 pm

Never read that one, but I did read a lot of Philip Jose Farmer back in the day.

He wrote a whole mess of Tarzan pastiche along with the other stuff. Is that one of those?
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Fid » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:17 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fid wrote: ... Burma ...


Wrong jungle. :P

Bro it's a trade name (as I'm sure you know) but while I was rubbing one out it didn't matter.
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Witness » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:19 pm

↑ As I remember it, it's a protracted fight between T. and some other vintage superhero (name escapes me).

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:25 pm

Fid wrote: ... but while I was rubbing one out it didn't matter.


:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Postby Grammatron » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:07 pm

Blocked in my country by CBS
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seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

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Grammatron wrote:Blocked in my country by CBS


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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:46 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:04 pm

Grammatron wrote:Image


I don't know what it is, but I want one. 8)
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:24 pm

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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:32 pm

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A 1973 map of the internet. Yes, that's right... all of it.
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Mentat » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:37 pm

I don't think that's to scale. Hawaii should be a little further out.
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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Postby Witness » Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:39 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I don't know what it is, but I want one. 8)
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