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Re: Abdul's official "The past is a foreign country" thread.

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:06 pm

Best sports analogy EVAR! 8)

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:18 am

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Post by Grammatron » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:21 am

I bet it's never going to make it, damn thing will fall in the first Nor'Easter.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:42 pm

Fun for the whole family

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:16 am

I'm guessing the free borsht was in my old neighborhood. :|
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:21 am

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Nowadays it would probably say "Recommended by" but I wonder why "recommend" became more common than "commend" if they mean more or less the same thing.
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:32 pm

You "commend" a blow-job; you "recommend" sigmoidoscopy.

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Post by shemp » Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:22 am

Doctor X wrote:You "commend" a blow-job; you "recommend" sigmoidoscopy.

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:52 am



Meanwhile . . . in a Foreign Country:
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Ultra-hard-working dad needs to send an e-mail, so he goes to a payphone . . . that has a jack.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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