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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:01 pm

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by skeptica » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:10 pm

Happy Anniversary, my peeps!

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by grayman » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:15 pm

skeptica wrote:Happy Anniversary, my peeps!
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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:17 pm

Happy anniversary all. :De_Bunk: :cowbell: :notsure: :lol:
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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by Bearguin » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:19 pm

skeptica wrote:Happy Anniversary, my peeps!
Well look what the cat dragged in.

So nice of you to honour us with your presence.

Slumming, are you?







:mrgreen: happy to see you post.

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by hammegk » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:38 pm

skeptica wrote:Happy Anniversary, my peeps!
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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:39 pm

skeptica wrote:Happy Anniversary, my peeps!
Time for a situation report:

Situation normal, ma'am.

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by Tiosylanyl » Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:45 pm

jacks wrote:
Tiosylanyl wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:
Tiosylanyl wrote:
Rob Lister wrote::cowbell: :De_Bunk: 8) :cowbell: :De_Bunk: :lol: :cowbell: :De_Bunk: :) :cowbell: :De_Bunk: :P

:oops:

we should have cake.
I have cheesecake.
I have yellowcake. Needs some processing to be useful.
That's what wives are for. Why do you think I've got cheesecake?
do I really need to explain the double meaning of Rob's yellowcake post, really?
Yeah, yeah, yellowcake Uranium, blah, blah, blah...

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by De_Bunk » Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:01 am

Now watching 'Game Of Thrones'...

And i'm still a complete bastard..With a weird sense of humor..and i'm old...Over 50...

Hey...but i am still around...

Just like Camel and Pillory..

And yes..I will complain and whine...(Thats what older people do...It's the law)

And i am still the 'nutkicker'...and got a 'smilie' named after me..

Because i will still fuck with people who piss me off..Because i am still a sarcastic smartass..and always will be..

Love you all...

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by jacks » Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:03 am

Tiosylanyl wrote:
jacks wrote:
Tiosylanyl wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:
Tiosylanyl wrote:
Rob Lister wrote::cowbell: :De_Bunk: 8) :cowbell: :De_Bunk: :lol: :cowbell: :De_Bunk: :) :cowbell: :De_Bunk: :P

:oops:

we should have cake.
I have cheesecake.
I have yellowcake. Needs some processing to be useful.
That's what wives are for. Why do you think I've got cheesecake?
do I really need to explain the double meaning of Rob's yellowcake post, really?
Yeah, yeah, yellowcake Uranium, blah, blah, blah...
just checking.

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by Cool Hand » Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:39 am

Fuck.

CH
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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by jacks » Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:28 am

Cool Hand wrote:Fuck.

CH
yup

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by DrMatt » Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:28 am

skeptica wrote:Happy Anniversary, my peeps!

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by shemp » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:47 am

My renewed presence here proves that the scum rises to the top. Happy Anniversary!
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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by Badger » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:48 am

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by WildCat » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:49 am

Where does the time go?
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:59 am

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by clarsct » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:09 am

Heya Skeptica.

The Cake is a lie.


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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:20 am

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Re: Happy 10th Anniversary

Post by izittrue » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:21 pm

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