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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jul 04, 2018 1:40 pm

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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:11 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:30 pm

Makes sense.

The more durable the chip, the less air to keep them from crushing each other.
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby sparks » Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:40 pm

What we need to see is the amount of 'chip' per container, and better yet, what 'chip' is made of.
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:13 pm

The weight is clearly marked on the package, along with the government mandated nutrition information explaining that it has way too much salt.

What more do you want? :mrgreen:
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:34 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:The weight is clearly marked on the package, along with the government mandated nutrition information explaining that it has way too much salt.

What more do you want? :mrgreen:


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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby sparks » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:00 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:The weight is clearly marked on the package, along with the government mandated nutrition information explaining that it has way too much salt.

What more do you want? :mrgreen:


Your tears in a goblet.

Oh, and some children for dinner. :)

ETA: Amount is not weight. Foolz.
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby shemp » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:22 am

Nitpick: It's not air, it's nitrogen, to prevent spoilage.
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jul 07, 2018 8:15 am

Air is Seven-eleventy percenty nitrogen.

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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:54 am

sparks wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:The weight is clearly marked on the package, along with the government mandated nutrition information explaining that it has way too much salt.

What more do you want? :mrgreen:


Your tears in a goblet.

Oh, and some children for dinner. :)

ETA: Amount is not weight. Foolz.


Cubic centimeters after compacting? :P
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby sparks » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:37 pm

You're still talking volume not mass. :)
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:02 pm

I'd think "weight" is a good enough stand in for mass.

Or do you want it in E = mc2 electron volts or some such nerd shit. :p
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby sparks » Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:09 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I'd think "weight" is a good enough stand in for mass.

Or do you want it in E = mc2 electron volts or some such nerd shit. :p


:lmao:

OK, weight will do...
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby shemp » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:58 pm

Doctor X wrote:Air is Seven-eleventy percenty nitrogen.

Dipshit.

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It's the 21% oxygen that keeps alive the bacteria that do the spoiling.

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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:44 am

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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:32 am

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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Witness » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:04 am

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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:40 pm

I'll have to wait for later to enjoy it, but I know I will. 8)
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Re: Thought Provoking Graphs

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:52 pm

Distance to closest abortion provider.

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