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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby xouper » Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:39 pm

ed wrote:Lakeland hosts an enormous gun show.


Lakeland is also the home of the annual aviation expo called Fun n Sun.

http://www.flysnf.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_%27n_Fun

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:19 pm

At least 16 registered sex offenders list Cocoa Walmart as home address
WFTV (Orlando, Florida ABC affiliate)

COCOA, Fla. - Shoppers at a Walmart on Clearlake Road expressed concern Monday after learning that at least 16 registered sex offenders, some designated as sexual predators, listed the store as their home address.

State law allows homeless sex offenders to use the address of the closest physical address for their registration.

Most of the sex offenders listing the Walmart as their home address likely live across the street in a homeless camp set up in a wooded area, police said.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby ed » Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:25 pm

live across the street in a homeless camp set up in a wooded area

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby gnome » Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:07 pm

xouper wrote:
ed wrote:Lakeland hosts an enormous gun show.


Lakeland is also the home of the annual aviation expo called Fun n Sun.

http://www.flysnf.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_%27n_Fun


Seems to be a lot of aviation-related things there. There's a "Fantasy of Flight" attraction at nearby Polk City.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:06 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:At least 16 registered sex offenders list Cocoa Walmart as home address
WFTV (Orlando, Florida ABC affiliate)

COCOA, Fla. - Shoppers at a Walmart on Clearlake Road expressed concern Monday after learning that at least 16 registered sex offenders, some designated as sexual predators, listed the store as their home address.

State law allows homeless sex offenders to use the address of the closest physical address for their registration.

Most of the sex offenders listing the Walmart as their home address likely live across the street in a homeless camp set up in a wooded area, police said.

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I remember Luke T. posting about this stuff on this forum almost a decade ago.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:41 pm

I miss Luke T. He was a navy bud. And another Bud. Wish he was here.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby ed » Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:01 pm

Our Rodeo is different than that of Texas.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:28 pm

"Rodeo"? Is that what you call it?

I thought it was soft core porn. :P

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Witness » Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:12 am

Tampa Bay Times wrote:Police: Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis

JACKSONVILLE — A Florida man accidently shot himself in the penis when he sat down on a gun in the driver's seat in his car.

Several television news stations report that the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office says the man ran into his girlfriend's house Friday after the gun discharged. She saw that he had a wound in his groin and took him the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

The sheriff's office said the 38-year-old man has a previous conviction for cocaine possession and may now face charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/police-florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-himself-in-penis/2329150

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby robinson » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:02 pm

ed wrote:Herewith the logo of Sarasota:What the hell is the significance of David? Jesus, Florida is confusing.
Not if you have ever been to The Ringling.

The replica of Michelangelo’s David statue in the Courtyard of the Museum of Art, against the backdrop of palm trees and Sarasota Bay represents The Ringling well. The image is so iconic that David is also the symbol of the city of Sarasota.

It is a fantastic place. Unforgettable.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby robinson » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:03 pm

We know return you to your regularly scheduled penis obsessions.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Witness » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:13 am

Instagram model arrested for attacking police during nude encounter at Florida hotel
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According to the Clearwater Police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Dominguez (or Dominguez-Garcia, as written in the report) had trespassed onto the Edge Hotel’s property at approximately 4:20 a.m. on July 5. Officer Richard Edmonds later arrived on the scene to find Dominguez naked, so he handed her a towel. But instead of covering up, Dominguez used the towel to “strike [Edmonds] in the face by swinging it in a whipping motion.”

Dominguez then proceeded to kick at the responding officers. The police report says she also tried biting and spiting on an officer before delivering a “mule kick” to Edmonds as police attempted to restrain her.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/07/13/instagram-model-arrested-for-attacking-police-during-nude-encounter-at-florida-hotel.html

So in Florida you can get bitten by gators and "nude models". Tough choice… 8)

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby ed » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:14 am

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ed wrote:Herewith the logo of Sarasota:What the hell is the significance of David? Jesus, Florida is confusing.
Not if you have ever been to The Ringling.

The replica of Michelangelo’s David statue in the Courtyard of the Museum of Art, against the backdrop of palm trees and Sarasota Bay represents The Ringling well. The image is so iconic that David is also the symbol of the city of Sarasota.

It is a fantastic place. Unforgettable.


It's only iconic if someone makes an association. You do but you don't even live here. The David is a piece of shit sculpture whose proportions are all screwed up. For it to look decent you have to get on your back underneath it. I saw the original in Florence, at the uffizzi I think, I stared at it for a while. A crowd gathered, seeing me and recognizing that my observations were worth noting. I then said "what a piece of shit". Damn wops escorted me out and beat the shit out of me in an alleyway. You don't forget things like that.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Fid » Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:10 am

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So does that sauce work on anything other than the neighbors dog?
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Witness » Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:08 am

Fid wrote:So does that sauce work on anything other than the neighbors dog?
ed never ventures into the swamps without it. :P



Palm Beach Post wrote:Woman's cremated remains wash up on Florida beach

DESTIN, Fla.

It was a bizarre discovery to say the least -- ashes of a DeKalb County woman were found washed up eight days ago on a Florida beach.

A man found the cremated remains within a plastic bag tagged with a name, date of birth and social security number. Also listed was the location of the woman’s death, DeKalb County, and the name of the funeral home that handled the cremation.
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Sheriff’s officials made contact Wednesday with Wages and Sons Funeral Home in Lawrenceville, Georgia, which confirmed the bag contained the cremains of Ngacloan Hua.

Hua’s sister was contacted by sheriff’s evidence technician Monique Caldwell, according to a Sheriff's Office Facebook post.

The sister told Caldwell she and other family members had gone to a spot in Georgia to pray for her sister where, they believe, a box containing the ashes was stolen.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/national/woman-cremated-remains-wash-florida-beach/BuVqwdX3FaZz5x49SfEoSJ/

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby sparks » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:16 pm

A mystery indeed. However, the resolution of same will not make headlines.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Grammatron » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:33 am

Someone filmed ed filing complaints with a local cable company

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