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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby ed » Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:02 pm

The otter followed us but didn’t attack again


Says it all.

That is a few miles from my home.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby sparks » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:30 pm

But they're sooooo cute and cuddly. Until they bite ya.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:17 pm

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby WildCat » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:49 pm

That's not Florida Abdul!

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Witness » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:56 pm

sparks wrote:But they're sooooo cute and cuddly. Until they bite ya.

"You know how you know how long an otter is when you're in the water? Ya tell by looking from the tip of the nose to his asshole... Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies..."

Try to understand them: it's not rabies, they're just mightily pissed off to have to live in Florida, poor beasts. :P

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Witness » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:03 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Image

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No criticism implied.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:49 pm

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Witness wrote:No criticism implied.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby sparks » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:23 am

I've got something she could be happy about.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby WildCat » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:52 pm

What the fuck is up with the weather there next week? I'm not driving down for temps in the 60s! Maybe I'll go fish the Everglades first, looks to be a bit warmer there until things return to normal next weekend. Chokoloskee looks like a good kayak launch point.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby ed » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:32 pm

What are you going for? This is the end of the sailfish run I think.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby WildCat » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:49 pm

ed wrote:What are you going for? This is the end of the sailfish run I think.

Sailfish from a kayak would be something lol!

I'll be inshore fishing for trout, redfish, snook, pompano, etc.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:13 pm

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby ed » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:19 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Image


One of the many attractions scattered about the shoreline of Lake Ed
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:24 pm

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby ed » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:21 pm

LOS ANGELES (AP) - A grandson of cult leader Charles Manson won the bizarre California court battle Monday over the killer's body.

Kern County Superior Court Commissioner Alisa Knight ruled that Jason Freeman can retrieve the remains of Manson that have been on ice in the Bakersfield morgue since he died in November.

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Freeman,of Florida, is the son of the late Charles Manson Jr., who was the child of Manson and his first wife.


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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Witness » Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:54 pm

Could go in the "Keep off the streets" thread, but of course Florida has precedence:
Miami.com wrote:The stars of the hit-and-run sledgehammer video are the heroes Miami deserves

Heroes live among us. And by “heroes,” we don’t mean heroes, exactly. We mean something a lot less benevolent and a lot more Miami.

A flock of these avenging angels descended on the corner of Northeast 36th Street and Biscayne Boulevard on Sunday, when a hit-and-run driver caused a crash and tried to flee (because Miami).
http://www.miami.com/funny-stories/the-stars-of-the-hit-and-run-sledgehammer-video-are-the-heroes-miami-deserves-185010/

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby Fid » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:25 am

Wait, what, they make camo condoms? And yeah we got them things even this far north.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby WildCat » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:57 pm

Caught 2 nice slot redfish today. Biggest was 26" and hit when I didn't have my anchor out. Dragged me around a bit then went under the kayak and pulled me into the mangroves but I finally boated that fucker. :)
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Postby ed » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:20 am

picture? Where are you?
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