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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:28 pm

Not sure this person can be out done:
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:11 pm

Is that an paleo-anthropological appellation, as it might be "Heidelberg Man"?
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:45 am

Everything in Florida is paleo.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:18 am

ed too? :)
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Fid » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:01 am

I've been to Florida a few times. First was in the 50's "wow is it snowing?"
"Nope that's called sand."
Fast forward to 1999 Miami Kite contest ...a little hermit crab is blowing along the street( yes it's that windy) he/she spends the night in the hotel room with us and is released next day.

I got more,none involving large reptiles but first time shaving me privates...damn surfers.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Fid » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:21 am

Oh and the dead monkey on the side of the side of the road. Poor little guy lost his space suit. I should have contacted NASA.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:43 pm

sparks wrote:ed too? :)
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:29 pm

Of course He is, but if He's sensitive about His age, He might have given Himself special dispensation you know... He's done it before. :)
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Post by Witness » Wed Apr 04, 2018 2:18 am

sparks wrote:Of course He is, but if He's sensitive about His age, He might have given Himself special dispensation you know... He's done it before. :)
Oh, he cheats! :|

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:44 am

The Orlando Sentinel wrote:Congressman Darren Soto's wife arrested at Walt Disney World

The wife of U.S. Rep. Darren Soto was arrested at Disney Springs on Sunday on a charge of disorderly intoxication.

Amanda Soto, 33, of Celebration, was with her mother at the West Side bus loop when Orange County Sheriff’s Deputy Cory Heller saw her “holding … her mother by the straps of the backpack she was wearing in an attempt to keep her from walking away,” according to the arrest report.

A security guard later told Heller that Soto and her mother had become “aggressive” toward each other.

Heller, who said both Soto and her mother appeared intoxicated, helped them call an Uber vehicle to take them home but Soto began yelling profanities at Heller and the driver.

Soto was handcuffed and placed in a patrol car, where “she began banging [her] head against the window in what appeared to be an attempt to harm herself. Amanda was further restrained for her safety,” Heller stated.
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“It should be noted that I attempted to calm Amanda numerous times from her agitated state and that even while attempting to speak with her she continued to utter that her husband is a congressman, therefore, she can do whatever she wants,” Heller stated in the report.

In a statement, Darren Soto said his wife has been treated for depression for years and recently stopped taking medication “in accordance with her treatment plan and under her doctor’s [supervision].’’

“Yesterday, she drank too much and reached an argumentative state with a family member, which led to arrest,’’ Soto said. “She deeply regrets her actions and takes full responsibility for them. Amanda and her physician will be reviewing her mental health treatment, immediately.’’
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by WildCat » Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:59 am

I always thought you'd have to be crazy to marry a Congresscritter.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:40 pm

Florida woman blames cocaine in purse on windy day (ABC)
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When questioned about the drugs, Posey admitted that the marijuana was hers, police said. The cocaine was a different story.

"I don't know anything about any cocaine," Posey said, according to the report. "It's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse."

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by sparks » Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:37 pm

One could only concoct a story like that after prolonged exposure to powdered shithead.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:23 am

New Miami ad agency.

http://adage.com/article/agency-news/da ... ut/313034/

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I know what they're trying to do with the "guts" theme. I think they forgot about the end product.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:27 am

Thought it said "out" and that it was a gay enterprise. Seriously.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:32 am

They are manly men.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:26 am

Shouldn't the Miami Herald know where Miami is?

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by WildCat » Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:04 pm

It looks to me like the path overlay got shifted to the right. The ship should be going through the Red Sea instead of the desert for example. I'll chalk that up to a computer glitch.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue May 22, 2018 7:50 am

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