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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by xouper » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:27 pm

Cross posted in another thread: viewtopic.php?p=927941#p927941
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:18 pm

Shock.

BTW, we have strict laws concerning supplying young gators with swimming devices.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31/fl ... -cops.html

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Post by ed » Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:54 am

We encourage entrepreneurs.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Medic leaps from chopper to rescue kayaking family stranded in lagoon at night, Florida cops say
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by sparks » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:51 pm

Redundant: Should have said--"No driver".
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:24 am

Man captures giant 1,000-pound alligator on Florida's Lake Okeechobee
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We call them "Hatchlings" hereabouts. Guy is in trouble for taking one under the legal limit.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by sparks » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:25 am

Is it true that they taste like chicken?
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:24 am

sparks wrote:
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Is it true that they taste like chicken?
That's backwards.

YOU taste like chicken to THEM. :Hungry2:
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Post by ed » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:58 am

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:50 am

BUNNELL, Fla. (WFLA) - The Flagler County Sheriff's Office says a bag of marijuana washed up on the beach last week and they want help identifying the woman who they say stole it.

The blonde woman was seen in a photo with a yellow bikini top, black bottoms and sunglasses on her head digging into the large package on the beach.

This happened on Sept. 13.

Reports said several packages of marijuana washed ashore at St. Johns County beaches two weeks ago. Deputies are warning citizens to call their local authorities instead of taking the pot for themselves.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:07 am

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:22 am

Where MegaCon Tampa Bay cosplayers go when their outfit breaks: the ‘Cospital’

TAMPA — Imagine spending hours of labor, or an arm and a leg, on a costume of your favorite character and traveling across the country for a convention — only for it to tear or break or come apart when you get there.

It’s a nightmare scenario for cosplayers at events like MegaCon Tampa Bay, which is drawing an expected 30,000 fans to the Tampa Convention Center this weekend. But there’s a solution:

The "Cospital."

In a small room at the end of a hallway, the Black Panther’s mask isn’t lighting up. Jahconus Sevilla, 19, tries to fix a wire — he blames his dad for weak soldering.

Jasmine Jackson, 27 of Orlando, struggles with fake wounds that keep peeling off her Harley Quinn costume. She finds some medical-grade adhesive, which comes through where Elmer’s Glue failed.

A broken costume can ruin the day for a convention-goer, said Jamie Kruger, 41, of Altamonte Springs. Kruger started the "Cospital" at MegaCon Orlando in 2014 with his spouse, Crow Hellum.

"It literally started as a table in the hallway," Kruger said. But the demand was too great. Cosplayers in need blocked the hallway.

Now, his team of volunteers — many with experience in theater, show up at fan conventions and offer first-aid for costume mishaps.

"This is high stress — a lot of triage going on," Kruger said.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:11 am

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Sunset on a particularly overcast day.

Even when it is overcast it is crystal clear.
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