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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Boss Paul » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:17 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:06 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:48 am

"The incredible, barely edible egg."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:59 am

sparks wrote:"The incredible, barely edible egg."

Don't worry:

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Wikipedia wrote:The process of consuming an egg involves wrapping their mouth around it and drawing it into the throat and then flexing their muscles pushing the egg into the bony protrusions on their spine, which causes the egg to collapse in on itself. Then the snake carefully squeezes every last bit of liquid out of the inside of the egg, ending with regurgitation of the completely crushed egg shell. They are remarkably efficient, and waste very little of the contents of an egg.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasypeltis

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:10 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:25 am

That'll buff out.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:48 am

I've actually done that. Sears Auto Center. 1975. Learning the meaning of clutch.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:24 pm

Rejected pilot for 'Sweatin' To The Oldies'.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:06 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:54 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:23 pm

That will buff out.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:24 am

Dog food.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:42 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:07 am

Awesome, I love seeing an asshole get his ass handed to him.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:58 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:52 pm

Now, that's harassin' right there plain and simple.
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