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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Boss Paul » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:17 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:48 am

"The incredible, barely edible egg."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:59 am

sparks wrote:"The incredible, barely edible egg."
Don't worry:

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Wikipedia wrote:The process of consuming an egg involves wrapping their mouth around it and drawing it into the throat and then flexing their muscles pushing the egg into the bony protrusions on their spine, which causes the egg to collapse in on itself. Then the snake carefully squeezes every last bit of liquid out of the inside of the egg, ending with regurgitation of the completely crushed egg shell. They are remarkably efficient, and waste very little of the contents of an egg.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasypeltis

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:25 am

That'll buff out.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:48 am

I've actually done that. Sears Auto Center. 1975. Learning the meaning of clutch.

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Post by sparks » Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:24 pm

Rejected pilot for 'Sweatin' To The Oldies'.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Doctor X » Sun Dec 03, 2017 6:23 pm

That will buff out.

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Post by sparks » Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:24 am

Dog food.
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:07 am

Awesome, I love seeing an asshole get his ass handed to him.

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Post by Witness » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:43 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:52 pm

Now, that's harassin' right there plain and simple.
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