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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Mentat » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:42 pm

I believe that monkey has been fired for the incident, and the others must now attend a sexual harassment workshop.
It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:32 pm

Mentat wrote:I believe that monkey has been eaten for the incident, and the others must now attend a sexual harassment workshop.


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:31 am

Who has not played "fuck with kitty."

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:53 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:20 pm

sparks wrote:Now, that's harassin' right there plain and simple.


No pics, sorry, but a red tailed hawk was being harrassed by a crow...in a thermal.

Round and around they went all the while gaining altitude.

The crow finally realized his precarious position and folded wings diving.
Not sure how that exchange ended trees and such.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:53 am

↑ Hawks are no great threat to the crows. Where I am it's the (black) kites they harass. But in the rare cases when a peregrine falcon shows up, the crows suddenly become totally invisible. :mrgreen:




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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:37 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:41 am

This happens in Civ a lot.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:11 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:40 am

Damn. Tornado? Hurricane?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:21 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Damn. Tornado? Hurricane?

Apparently tornado, Spartanburg SC, 10/23/17. Only one seriously injured (burst eardrums, ouch!).

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:55 pm


https://twitter.com/donhertzfeldt/statu ... 8077784065
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:21 am

The "You Lookin' At Me" stance is particularly funny...
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:43 am

Pyrrho wrote:Image


Damn Romans with artillery, good thing they have swords though.

Not to put too fine a point on this but your eardrums and balls might need some protection.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:03 am

Pyrrho wrote:
https://twitter.com/donhertzfeldt/statu ... 8077784065

They did not wear silly hats.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:11 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6JIGyEEUT0

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