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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:16 pm

Well. That sucked.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:29 am

One thing we agree on.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:36 am

[youtube][/youtube]

Happens near the end. :mrgreen:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:50 pm

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[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:46 am

↑ That's a good one! :figamagee:

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Post by Bruce » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:31 pm

Sling that fires arrrows instead of stones. Embedding didn't work.

Such potential!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:28 am

[youtube][/youtube]
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What?

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Post by Fid » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:01 am

Witness wrote:
Now really, haven't we all done that at some time?
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Post by sparks » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:11 am

Yum yum yum, it's FUNGUS!!
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Post by Witness » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:47 am

sparks wrote:Yum yum yum, it's FUNGUS!!
Slime mold, actually.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:20 pm

Thems good eatin' too.

Now, about ol' Bossy... no one likes the rubber glove treatment, but that's over the top. Time for a little HVLP for the ol' girl.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:42 am

I told MacReady the poor thing just wanted to play catch. . . .

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:47 am

That guy fucks
[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:51 pm

Doctor X wrote:I told MacReady the poor thing just wanted to play catch. . . .

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:55 pm

Grammatron wrote:That guy fucks
Perhaps, but geese can be such dicks. (It is a goose isn't it? Swan perhaps. Same difference: They're all good eatin' I expect)
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