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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Rob Lister » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:16 pm

Well. That sucked.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:29 am

One thing we agree on.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:50 pm

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pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:31 pm

Sling that fires arrrows instead of stones. Embedding didn't work.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:01 am

Witness wrote:


Now really, haven't we all done that at some time?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:11 am

Yum yum yum, it's FUNGUS!!
Nice things? Hell no!

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:47 am

sparks wrote:Yum yum yum, it's FUNGUS!!
Slime mold, actually.




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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:20 pm

Thems good eatin' too.

Now, about ol' Bossy... no one likes the rubber glove treatment, but that's over the top. Time for a little HVLP for the ol' girl.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Doctor X » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:42 am

I told MacReady the poor thing just wanted to play catch. . . .

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:47 am

That guy fucks
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:51 pm

Doctor X wrote:I told MacReady the poor thing just wanted to play catch. . . .

--J.D.


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:55 pm

Grammatron wrote:That guy fucks


Perhaps, but geese can be such dicks. (It is a goose isn't it? Swan perhaps. Same difference: They're all good eatin' I expect)
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