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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:42 pm

sparks wrote:
Grammatron wrote:That guy fucks


Perhaps, but geese can be such dicks. (It is a goose isn't it? Swan perhaps. Same difference: They're all good eatin' I expect)


Just always bring a dog then

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seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:05 pm

And that one is damned determined: "Dog's got me by the neck and could break it at any moment. But I MUST go after this human!"
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Fri Dec 22, 2017 4:36 am



Swan head:

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White goose head:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:27 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:30 am

OK. The first one was great, but this last one is EPIC! Where do you find this shit Witness? Interwebz for you today!!
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:00 am

Would love to have seen what led up to that video. Must have been one really sassy monkey. :mrgreen:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:24 am

Bruce wrote:Would love to have seen what led up to that video. Must have been one really sassy yummy monkey. :mrgreen:


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:43 pm

Bruce wrote:Would love to have seen what led up to that video. Must have been one really sassy monkey. :mrgreen:

Flung one turd too many.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:06 am

Dead whale. Surprised the thing lasted long enough to bloat up like that.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Bruce » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:12 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:24 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby shemp » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:09 am

WTF???
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Fid » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:12 am

shemp wrote:WTF???


That my friend is a cat bagpipe. They are kinda out of tune (at least to western non-cat ears.) Ask a Scotsman to explain further.
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