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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Witness » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:33 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:12 pm



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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby sparks » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:05 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:46 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:21 pm

Wut? A rat taking a shower?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:54 pm

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:36 am

pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:30 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:24 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Grammatron » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:33 pm

Usually I don't mind these comics, they are clever more than funny. But this one sucks in every possible category.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:33 pm

Grammatron wrote:Usually I don't mind these comics, they are clever more than funny. But this one sucks in every possible category.


I was waiting for a good one. :P
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:41 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Mentat » Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:59 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Grammatron wrote:Usually I don't mind these comics, they are clever more than funny. But this one sucks in every possible category.


I was waiting for a good one. :P


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:12 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


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